aqua aficionada - mucho better than any playmate or pet!

Oops - it ended TODAY!
We can resume our brawling then ;
Helena Heavenly (pictured above) will do so
(likely in a mud pit or on the beach!
As DDP would still say,
"what a Beach Blast that'll be!" Or was that Jesse The Body Ventura? Whatever - Helena has a better body!)
And so - no violence at sea, please! As for the rest of us,
let's resume our violent ways
whenever necessary -
strictly when necessary too!
(I cannot condone unnecessary violence
but the necessary brand - SURE!
BRING IT ON!
No, not you Helena!
Lufisto is plenty enough for me...!
Any male jobber presently in the employ
of either the WCW, WWE, NWA, TNA,
I'll MORE THAN GLADLY take on!
ANYWHERE...
ANYTIME...
ANY PLACE!
I've been practicing
my patented AQUA-KICK!
I need targets though...!
Any VKM cronie will do!
And if I may kick HIM
-in the shins, at least-
it would be
MOST "aquamusing"
aye!)

;)