Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Lobstergirl - Return of the Aqua Aficionado...!

Rosemarie Ferranti was a waitress at The Lobster Box, the most popular City Island, New York restaurant. She’s now suing the restaurant because she says she was sexually harassed at work.

With a nickname such as lobstergirl - what did she expect?

Lanni Liapis is the manager at the lobster box. Ferranti says in her lawsuit that while she was working, Liapis grabbed his penis and said “Come over here, I want you to turn my shrimp into a lobster.”

Liapis is clearly a little man. Not a true seaman - not an aquaman!

She also claims that Liapis asked that she and another woman have sex and let him join in. Apparently Ferranti wasn’t interested, but the other woman was, and according to the lawsuit, grabbed the man’s crotch and asked if she could have some fun with him.

That other woman wasn't a true seawoman either. Nor an islander -not from Lesbos anyhow, she wasn't- nor was she an aquawoman, of course...
Meaning a mermaid - duh.

Ferranti also says that the manager told her “All women belong on their knees.” And when she reported the incident to the restaurant owner, he told her he wasn’t going to fire the manager and fired her instead. She’s suing for an unspecified amount.

Meanwhile, she found solace and understanding with the lobsters themselves - for she now knows that the patrons and, especially, the management of that place are the ones who deserve to be boiled alive until they turn red.

Not the poor innocent lobsters.

She would have never gotten harassed in such a crude manner by a lobster, that is for sure. As surely as there aren't any lesbian lobsters swimming in the coastal sea neither!
But that is another story...


Post a Comment

<< Home

Online dictionary at
Concise information in one click

Tell me about:

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
brought to you by Quizilla
adopt your own virtual pet!

~My Mer-name is Glaucus Bioluminescence. Wow ~ even the Mer~folk agree that I am luminous! ~They identify me with a minor sea~deity though: Glaukos has nothing to do with glaucoma, at least ~~~ (thank God! The REAL GOD!) ~~~~ Oh... no; Glaukos gave its color to glaucoma... :( ~~ well, says they! ~~~~~~~~ Aegir, Poseidon, Triton and scores of others are more powerful than him, anyway... so there! Everything will be fine! The Aquaficionadas are on my side! :)
~ Take The Merfolk Name Generator Test anyway!
~ Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator.

Watch Videos:

  1. IN THE END (Linkin Park)
  2. ATLANTIS EVOLUTION (E3 2K4 TRAILER) (Game Trailers)
  3. HIGH SEAS (The Renderers)
  4. ADMIRAL OF THE SEA (Nova Mob)
  5. HANG IN LONG ENOUGH (Phil Collins)
  6. UNDER THE SEA (Sebastian C)
  7. BEYOND THE SEA (Bobby Darin)
  8. PLEASE STAND UP (British Sea Power)
  9. IT ENDED ON AN OILY STAGE (British Sea Power)
  10. TIDAL WAVE (Longwave)
  11. PRAY FOR THE FISH (Randy Travis)
  12. ROW DA BOAT (Don Yute)
  13. LOST CAUSE (Beck)
  14. TIME (Hootie And The Blowfish)
  15. THANK U (Alanis Morissette)
  16. NO MORE TEARS (Ozzy Osbourne)
  17. MAN OF A THOUSAND FACES (Marillion)
  18. IN THE CROSSFIRE (Starsailor)
  19. DRIFTING AND FALLING (The Ocean Blue)
  20. BLINDED BY THE SUN (The Seahorses)
  21. HARD ROAD (The Shore)
  22. GREAT OCEAN (Dan Dyer)
  23. OCEANIA (Bjork)
  24. OCEAN (Hanna-McEuen)
  26. 1,000 OCEANS (Tori Amos)
  27. SAIL THOSE SAME OCEANS (Russell Crowe And 30 Odd Foot Of Grunts)
  28. OCEANO (LIVE) (Josh Groban)
  29. YOU'RE AN OCEAN (Fastball)
  30. AQUANOX 2: REVELATION (E3 2K3 TRAILER) (Game Trailers)
  32. SUPER RAD (The Aquabats)
Video Codes by VideoCodeZone.Com

... An LP Anthem to the end of a childhood dream...? By LP...
... and assorted aquatic tunes for your listening pleasure... (l.p.)...!
But now, for your reading pleasure... ISSUU - brought to you by... an Aquaficionada!

Look, below, on this luminous aqua-map:
PROOF that the Earth is indeed 70% SEA WATER!
Weep, batty ones! ;)

Visitor Map
Create your own visitor map!

Daily provided by Bravenet Daily Cartoon provided by

Free FAQ Database from Bravenet Free FAQ Database from