Aqua Sliding Fun

Waterworld could have been this fun - but wasn't. 

Disney's take on Atlantis fumbled the aquaball too... 

But they do say that reality is better than fiction - 

especially when it involves irksome 

(not to mention all-around improbable) sub-mariners - 

and so, in that frame of mind, why not indulge 

in aqua-parks around the country 

and around the globe? 

Maybe that will finally give you a true feeling 

for the sea - 

what we should do in it 

and what we should never do to it, too! 

Maybe what you really need, indeed, 

is to be scared pee-less 

by the Seven Seas -

or a reasonable fac-simile...

The Scariest Water Slides in the World

2 days 16 hours ago, Broken News Daily:

'' Water slide season is in full swing, so we decided to showcase 

some of the scariest rides under water. From Indiana to Austria, 

get ready to virtually ride by sharks, down massive vertical drops, 

and even through two loops. 

Two loops! 

If these rides don't cool you off, 

they'll definitely make you pee your swim trunks.''

Yeah, as you say B.N.D - 

but here, at A.N.N. Central  

(the Aqua News Network - duh!) 

we are aquaficionados -

and we truly love the sea 

and all of its wondrous creatures 

(unlike you, who obviously did this piece 

just for the sensationalism of it, 

starting with the title you picked for it... ) 

Nice try though, B.N.D !  
Keep on trying to be whimsical 
- like the brains behind the 
Super Aqua Club 
you will succeed! 

;-)