Aquamusing - or not?

YOU MAY CHOOSE TO KEEP ON IGNORING ALL OF THE SIGNS...

And cater away at your fish bowl there 

(although ''aquarium fish fry'' just sounds wrong...!)

like this fishy cutie appears to be doing...

Aye, verily, you would do well to heed the girl's advice:

she is an expert on the subject...

There will be serenity in your aquarium - at least that!

After all, in the AQUAPOCALYPTIC news above, 

there are exaggerations, for sure...

Who cares if Martha's Vineyard is snubbing Jaws's anniversary:

Narragansett isn't.

And sharks really aren't that bad, you Yahoos...

Marvel zombies will be so happy with this:

''fear Ant-Man; not Aquaman''

they will say... HA!

So yeah, sure...

two out of four (or five) horrible news 

being truly horrible 

ain't bad at all...

Return to your bubble already.