Now... aqua fracking is not aquamusing one bit

The horrors of fracking will be coming to *your home* 

SOON ENOUGH AS IT IS...

... up or down your pipes it will ...

Thank GOD for true super-heroes such as 

the REAL COASTAL WARRIORS 

for dispensing the information on this... 

For sounding the alarm...

For taking action!

Because it certainly won't be 

chubby subby fans 

aquamaniacs 

or  

even our dear 

aquaficionadas 

(and aquaficionados alike) 

that will be doing 

diddly squat 

about any of it!