Different eras conjure up different match-ups; and with the ever-changing roll calls for the League...!
It would generate only more chances to put the stinking, polluting ``surface-dwelling scum`` back in its proper place!
Match-ups I would love to have done:
LIQUIDATOR mopping the floor with ORION
MERA trouncing BATWOMAN...
TUATARA delivering the mother of all beatings to DOCTOR FATE...
And several of my own characters taking on the likes of Takion... The Ray... Cyborg... Black Canary... Vixen... Or any of the criminals of habit the League (in its infinite BATTYNESS - and proclivity to create calamitous crisis situations all on their own!) has admitted into its ranks over the years: Major Disaster, Captain Cold, Heatwave, Killer Frost, Catwoman!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, DC?
Is it supposed to send out a good, uplifting, positive message - is that it? That criminals -anyone, for that matter- can turn things around in their lives and CHANGE FOR THE BEST! (Hey, look here: I used to be incarcerated in Belle Reve; now, I am living the life and made a dream come true fighting for justice alongside this guy who dresses like a BAT! Ugh!)
That`s not what I would call like a hopeful thing for the future, DC - not even in the context of the world that is encompassed within the DCU...
My creations were all interesting shades of gray: but at least none of them had criminal records! They would take down your latest batch of reformed criminals WITH EASE.
(And yeah: I still have the bad taste in mind left by the allegedly reformed Scavenger back in the early 90s...)
HEY - he may be a scumbag, but he has ONE redeeming quality: he loves dolphins!
My kind of scumbag: he gets a free pass!
Besides all that, the cartoon show YOUNG JUSTICE has had alleged Aqualad ``K`al Dur`hamm`` (or whatever the spelling of his name has morphed to!) take on just about EVERYBODY... and coming out on top!
AQUAMAN himself has finally been positioned in the top tier of DC characters, capable of slaughtering ANYONE - including Superman (with the trident or kryptonite collected from the bottom of the sea! If not, some magic or the good old telepathic seizure trick will do the job...) and Cyborg, whom he did tear apart limb from limb in FLASHPOINT.
I had never asked for so much... violence, actually!
As King of the Seven Seas, he should have simply made them all bow in his presence - and let none dare to lay a hand on his royal person!
Sort of the same thing as JESUS, KING OF KINGS... when He Returns!
Blasphemous Aquaman, va...!
Rodunn did refer to him as a Jesus figure, during Dan Jurgens` run on the series - and THAT, for the record here, was TOO MUCH.
I do not condone it - AT ALL.
But the KING comparison fits - makes it easier to explain to you, my aqua people...
One omission, however, from that particular era of the "JLA" that must be made up for here...
If Manitou Raven is mentioned...
One cannot make abstraction of FAITH
FAITH versus MERA would be another dream match-up here - with gems of dialogue exchanged between them, before the fight, after it and all throughout the action!
And besides...
FAITH >>>>>>>> NAOMI
(What a slide the League took in, say, 15 short years! Blame it on Bendis!)
Although, if done today, I would love to have my LIQUIDATOR give the mother of all spankings to NAOMI there ~ sure!
~My Mer-name is Glaucus Bioluminescence. Wow ~ even the Mer~folk agree that I am luminous! ~They identify me with a minor sea~deity though: Glaukos has nothing to do with glaucoma, at least ~~~ (thank God! The REAL GOD!) ~~~~ Oh... no; Glaukos gave its color to glaucoma... :( ~~ well, says they! ~~~~~~~~ Aegir, Poseidon, Triton and scores of others are more powerful than him, anyway... so there! Everything will be fine! The Aquaficionadas are on my side! :) ~ Take The Merfolk Name Generator Test anyway! ~ Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator.
... An LP Anthem to the end of a childhood dream...? By LP...
... and assorted aquatic tunes for your listening pleasure... (l.p.)...!
But now, for your reading pleasure... ISSUU - brought to you by... an Aquaficionada!
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Different eras conjure up different match-ups; and with the ever-changing roll calls for the League...!
It would generate only more chances to put the stinking, polluting ``surface-dwelling scum`` back in its proper place!
Match-ups I would love to have done:
LIQUIDATOR mopping the floor with ORION
MERA trouncing BATWOMAN...
TUATARA delivering the mother of all beatings to DOCTOR FATE...
And several of my own characters taking on the likes of Takion... The Ray... Cyborg... Black Canary... Vixen... Or any of the criminals of habit the League (in its infinite BATTYNESS - and proclivity to create calamitous crisis situations all on their own!) has admitted into its ranks over the years: Major Disaster, Captain Cold, Heatwave, Killer Frost, Catwoman!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, DC?
Is it supposed to send out a good, uplifting, positive message - is that it? That criminals -anyone, for that matter- can turn things around in their lives and CHANGE FOR THE BEST! (Hey, look here: I used to be incarcerated in Belle Reve; now, I am living the life and made a dream come true fighting for justice alongside this guy who dresses like a BAT! Ugh!)
That`s not what I would call like a hopeful thing for the future, DC - not even in the context of the world that is encompassed within the DCU...
My creations were all interesting shades of gray: but at least none of them had criminal records! They would take down your latest batch of reformed criminals WITH EASE.
(And yeah: I still have the bad taste in mind left by the allegedly reformed Scavenger back in the early 90s...)
...
What about LOBO, you ask, aqua-folksies?
HEY - he may be a scumbag, but he has ONE redeeming quality: he loves dolphins!
My kind of scumbag: he gets a free pass!
Besides all that, the cartoon show YOUNG JUSTICE has had alleged Aqualad ``K`al Dur`hamm`` (or whatever the spelling of his name has morphed to!) take on just about EVERYBODY... and coming out on top!
AQUAMAN himself has finally been positioned in the top tier of DC characters, capable of slaughtering ANYONE - including Superman (with the trident or kryptonite collected from the bottom of the sea! If not, some magic or the good old telepathic seizure trick will do the job...) and Cyborg, whom he did tear apart limb from limb in FLASHPOINT.
I had never asked for so much... violence, actually!
As King of the Seven Seas, he should have simply made them all bow in his presence - and let none dare to lay a hand on his royal person!
Sort of the same thing as JESUS, KING OF KINGS... when He Returns!
Blasphemous Aquaman, va...!
Rodunn did refer to him as a Jesus figure, during Dan Jurgens` run on the series - and THAT, for the record here, was TOO MUCH.
I do not condone it - AT ALL.
But the KING comparison fits - makes it easier to explain to you, my aqua people...
;-)
One omission, however, from that particular era of the "JLA" that must be made up for here...
If Manitou Raven is mentioned...
One cannot make abstraction of FAITH
FAITH versus MERA would be another dream match-up here - with gems of dialogue exchanged between them, before the fight, after it and all throughout the action!
And besides...
FAITH >>>>>>>> NAOMI
(What a slide the League took in, say, 15 short years! Blame it on Bendis!)
Although, if done today, I would love to have my LIQUIDATOR give the mother of all spankings to NAOMI there ~ sure!
LOL
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