AQUA ANA STRIKES AGAIN!!!

You really thought you'd gotten rid of me, eh...

Luminous Luciano? 

HA! 

It is SUMMER ~ AQUA TIME 

once again and AT LONG LAST!  

And here I am again ~ 

BACK... AND BETTER THAN EVER! 

*Aqua Ana* of A.N.N. News! 

Not merely an aqua hack 

like the DC CCO... 

Or that Snyder dude... 

reputedly is, anyway? 

(Okay, I'll lay off the man - 

his daughter died while he was 

putting up to film your hero, 

AQUAMAN, along with 

the rest of the Justice League 

for the first time on the *big screen* 

- and then the savage critics tore into him 

mercilessly!  SO CRUEL... 

Such vandals - such savages! 

As cruel as the sea itself!) 

Yes ~ I'll lay off him ~ 

but I won't lay off you! 

Oh noooooo, I won't! 

You dare complain (DC!) 

of what I do when I take over 

your aqua musings here...? 

And then you team up with 

that Ty guy - to produce 

Blogger fluff!  

Why, you little guppy...! 

Even here, on thy precious musings, 

you've done little in the past few months 

- heck, years! 

You've let down the Aquaficionadas 

~certainly including those aquaficionados 

down under too... lolololololol~ 

you've let down your precious 

"aqua family" 

~ and you've let me down too!!! 

AND THAT... is a definite no-no! 

October - you posted something about 

the past year's hurricanes... 

and Shark Week? 

IN OCTOBER? 

You know they called Rob Lowe 

(by association - or deflection, 

off the Discovery Channel...

another DC! Right?) 

the ''KING OF SUMMER''... 

#kingofsummer 

Newsflash: 

SUMMER isn't in OCTOBER! 

You... dreamer! 

And then there was this Frenchman 

(and you hate the French - don't you?) 

who was hailed 

ROI DES OCÉANS 

-KING OF THE OCEANS- 

just now, having established a new 

world record for sailing 

around the globe 

in record time indeed... 

noooooooooo - not Brice! 

*LUI* LÀ: 

Un VRAI blondinet, lui ~ au moins!!! 

Still nowhere near what a woman can do: 

Meet Stefanie Voigt - aquawoman 

(not merely an "aquaficionada" 

as you define them, Luciano...!) 

courtesy of aquamotion.tv 

And what can I say about this 

REAL-LIFE HERO: 

Add to that 

THE SHAPE OF WATER 

beating to the punch 

your childhood hero 

to his Big Screen Premiere 

- which is probably in reshoots 

~again~ right now? 

It actually joins a long list 

of films that have beaten your aqua hero 

to the cinema over time: 

Thomas Jane in that oddity/

smart shark atrocity co-starring 

the only potential Mera 

that wouldn't lock lips with him 

- the very lesbian Saffron! 

POPEYE, JAWS, THE ABYSS ALIENS, 

the aforementioned *killer mermaid* 

~ Jason Statham's new GF; THE MEG  

~ heck, even Spongebob Squarepants 

THE MOVIE was there first - 

years ago already!!! 

You had to be spiteful 

and expose the Spongebob gang 

as avatars of the 

SEVEN DEADLY SINS 

as a finale for 2017...! 

HA! 

Just annoying you with THE OTHER French Sailor Man 

--- and there are plenty more OTHERS... 

like Aquaman & The Others, perhaps... hmm? 

How low could you go 

LUCIANO? 

BUT I AM HERE NOW ~ 

HERE TO STAY 

AND RIGHT THIS SHIP! 

Too bad I couldn't save that so-called shrine 

from sinking all the way down to the bottom 

of the blogosphere... eh? 

Well ~ you cannot save them all - right? 

It has resurfaced in the savage seas 

of social media, anyways... 

And speaking of which... 

Let's close with that: 

Finally, in other sad news 

of another order... 

*the* website/blog for all things 

aqua - strictly aquaman, mind you- 

the one that started it all for many, 

somehow - the so-called 

''aquaman shrine'' 

has closed its virtual doors. 

Aye, it was among the many casualties 

of this wretched year of 2017... 

It is up for sale on pheenix.com auctions, 

ironically enough... 

(I know your best pal, Ty is it, 

would find it so ironic that it is *pheenix* - 

but this is as it should be: 

''where websites die, get auctioned 

and are therefore reborn to live again - 

hence the name...!'' 

It should be their slogan; 

a tad too long, I know...

And the shrine has, in fact, simply moved on 

where the interaction is greater, 

easier... more fluid, surely: 

on TWITTER!!!) 

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Nothing is forever... alas. 

Memento Mori. 

~ as *you* would say... my dear ol' Aqua Knight!!! 

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