Saturday, October 21, 2017

Sanitas Per Aquam

Winter beckons on the horizon - 
summer gave way to the Fall... 
And, before we all fall down, this autumn, 
why not seek to recharge those batteries NOW - 
seeking some vital nutrients that can only 
be found in nature: 
sand... sun... sea! 
Which brings us all... to the beach! 


For you know what they say... 

er... no, that's not it - although that's good, too! 


no - that's definitely not it!  


...may be true, too - but that's not it either! 


...for the love of... yes, we will, but...


That's not it... sorry, fishies... 


...very well, but... that's not our point right now... 


OK - WE WILL. But... 


LIFE IS A BEACH - 
that's what they say! 



And yeah, they may be saying that, too...
But let's keep our focus 
on the real topic at hand now - shall we? 



Beaches... 


That's where the Aquaficionadas are!


AND BESIDES...



But there are sharks out there - 
as DISCOVERY CHANNELS 
remind us, every once in a while, 
out of the generosity of their hearts 
(which is quite considerable, indeed) 
on their fabled SHARK WEEKS -
which sneak up on viewers 
like clockwork, every summer... 
Have you seen it, this year? 
Last year? The year before that? 
Here's a quick... aquamusing recap! 



















Hard to believe that getting in THE WATER can actually be GOOD for your HEALTH now... hmm? 







The whole Phelps thing kind of had... 
well, ZERO impact whatsoever! 
People will still fear sharks - no matter what! 






This entire past summer was, of course, quite a chaotic affair as it was - without adding any pressure to it by racing sharks either! 
It was a disappointing summer, for the most part - 
quickly followed by a debilitating hurricane season 
(Harvey, Irma, Jose, Katia, Lee & Maria saw to that!) 
followed by a long, surprising (up 'til NOW!) 
Indian Summer... 


Many are the vacation resorts that have not recuperated yet 
and will not have fully recuperated until late November 
from the passages and damages wreaked upon them 
by all of these successive hurricanes! 

One would think that it would be 
in extreme poor taste to 
rehash SHARKNADO news 
in the given circumstances - 
but no; Ian Ziering's 
WEDDING 
(and whatever help 
brought to those 
proceedings...) 
were firmly ensconced 
within the Sharknado 
file...
Or is it universe? 
In this day and age 
of firmly-established 
fictional universe 
continuity... 


Us? 
We're fully committed 
to what is best - for us
Saving up for a vacation here... 
while the resorts are in semi-shambles 
only partly restored! 
PERFECT time to go - now! 
Bwah-ha-ha... tra la la! 


And if we haven't saved enough on time for 
our preferred departure times... 
We can always make up the lost cash 
by earning some extra dough 
writing about the travel itself! 
Right here 
genial - is it not? 
''Try travel writing,'' it says...! 
Why the heck not? 
We sure as heck blog about it already - 
HUH? 



AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK OUT... 
SHOW ME THE AQUA MONEY
And a quick Google search sure did just that: 

Web Results

and there's even more where those came from...! 





But we were saying... 
Ah yeah... 
Beaches! 


Where they reportedly found a mermaid or two, quite recently...? 


Get into the water at your own risk though - 
as always... the fishies' feeding frenzy 
has no set time, you know... 


Maybe you would be safer, indeed, 
at some SPA, somewhere...?!? 






Whatever may or may not happen,  
always count on the WISDOM of thy 
AQUAFICIONADA...

And speaking of that... ah... special breed 
of sea creature... 
AGAIN...








WATER TRULY 
CAN ONLY BRING YOU 
HEALTHIER DAZE! 

*lol*



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