#NationalBeachDay

Hey, Aquaficionadas and Aquaficionados 

WORLDWIDE --- 

today, in the USofA anyway, it is 

NATIONAL BEACH DAY! 

YAY!!! 

Celebrate already - 

and, yeah, that means you too 

Aqua LesbiAnna! 

(And I did say BEACH, Aqua Anna; 

not bitch - BEACH! °

Don't you start something now...!!!)

A Day unlike any other (?) 

coming a little late in the summer, maybe, 

but hey - better late than never, EH? 

A Day on which we can 

renew our resolve to champion 

the cause of the seas, 

of our environment's wealth - 

on our beaches - doing nothing much! 

AGREED? 

Now, the rest of you water-logged fowls... 

LOOK HERE: 

what they had to write, post and say 

about the joyous day, on social media... 

How are you celebrating #NationalBeachDay 🏖

Go to https://t.co/MilHJ0eqWA for all of our #deals for your #vacation or #beachday 😎 #beach #summer #salty #saltlife #ocean #fishing #ThursdayThought

RT, LIKE & TAG for a chance to win some #swag or a #couponcode 💰 pic.twitter.com/I9YCvlV2BN

— Salt Life (@RealSaltLife) August 30, 2018

Walk along the shores of these gorgeous beaches. #NationalBeachDay https://t.co/FEhonKPXvN

— Smithsonian Magazine (@SmithsonianMag) August 30, 2018

(but how about some official confirmation on what day it is - hmm?)

It's National Beach Day!#NationalBeachDay #BeachDay pic.twitter.com/THCRVb1X3s

— HeyWhatDay (@HeyWhatDay) August 30, 2018

First, an aquaficionado...

Happy #NationalBeachDay! (Pictured: Shane Jones as Shreddy Krueger) pic.twitter.com/SAdelgOHhe

— Shudder (@shudder) August 30, 2018

and now, several aquaficionadas...!

#NationalBeachDay Fun Fact: 8/18/1971 - First Lady Pat Nixon confirmed President Nixon owned a surf board. It was a gift from their daughters and although he hadn't tried it out, she hoped to give surfing a go herself. Thus making her possibly the coolest First Lady ever. pic.twitter.com/2CarJTvwPg

— RichardNixonLibrary (@NixonLibrary) August 30, 2018

we know you want it, Aqua Anna...!!!

Life is short..Be happy..Enjoy!#NationalBeachDay 😎☀️👙 pic.twitter.com/ETsSlpPP63

— HighHeelsDes 👠 (@HighheelsDes) August 30, 2018

Happy Thursday Friends ☀️

Welcome to a new day!
With a smile on your face,
love in your heart ❤️
and good thoughts in ur mind.
Always with a belief that your
day will turn out to be a great 1!#ThursdayThoughts 😎🏝#ThursdayMotivation ☕️😃#NationalBeachDay 🌊☀️👙 pic.twitter.com/2cEo8OJekK

— HighHeelsDes 👠 (@HighheelsDes) August 30, 2018

It’s #NationalBeachDay a day fit for a mermaid 🧜‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/SdUAAw81ii

— Redhead🧜‍♀️Mermaid (@MischievousLiz) August 30, 2018

''Redhead Mermaid'' --- your kind of gal, Aqua Anna! 

 Too bad she's such a dork for... Deadpool! 

Blah!

She can never match my 
Raina The Regal Mermaid!

... not to be confused with 

but anyway... 

more aquaficionados?

Happy #NationalBeachDay 🐾 pic.twitter.com/X2ZWM4w9lg

— Ranger (@RangerNTime) August 30, 2018

Happy #NationalBeachDay! #SpiritHalloween #skeletons pic.twitter.com/PqqNwScmMS

— Spirit Halloween (@SpiritHalloween) August 30, 2018

Summer may be almost over, but that doesn't mean you can't get ready for the beach! A good throwback and celebration post for #nationalbeachday! What is something you always take to the beach? https://t.co/Eb71mvEMwE pic.twitter.com/ZAKpVtHKne

— Shameless Maya (@mayasworld) August 30, 2018

... hmm... another one for you, AA: shameless!

Happy #nationalbeachday 🏖 Please remember to always be respect our beaches; they are other creatures homes. #saveouroceans #beach #seaturtle #fscsavesseaturtles #isaveseaturtles #fscdrivered #ucfturtlelab #ucf #chargeon #sunset #ocean #protecttheplanet #beachcleanup #nopolution pic.twitter.com/iNJ0xTpxJr

— FSC Saves Sea Turtles - Florida Safety Council (@FSCSeaTurtles) August 30, 2018

"Oregon beaches aren't really apt for laying out in the sun."

We beg to differ. #NationalBeachDay pic.twitter.com/Iq2Q31ntA4

— OregonCoast Aquarium (@orcoastaquarium) August 30, 2018

Who’s ready for the beach this weekend?! Yep, we put logos on coolers, koozies, beach towels, hats, umbrellas, beach tents...you name it! 🏖🥤☀️#MySmartShirt #WePutLogosOnStuff #ThursdayThoughts #NationalBeachDay #ThursdayMotivation pic.twitter.com/K8qVtMkrd9

— My Smart Shirt (@MySmartShirt) August 30, 2018

yeah - I am that damn good; 

that I am unafraid to share, here, 

competition for my very own 

Luminous Collectibles 

(the tees! duh! though other types will come - soon!)

It's #NationalBeachDay, where do you think is the most beautiful beach in the world? pic.twitter.com/VSjSzScvLR

— FanSided (@FanSided) August 30, 2018

#NationalBeachDay 🌊 Okay twitters, here it goes!
Learn to love yourself, never doubt ur inner strength! Life is meant to be lived to the fullest! Work hard, fuk harder!
I mean enjoy ur afternoon!#ThursdayMotivation #NationalBeachDay #Oceanbabe🐬 pic.twitter.com/8wMjKpEbIi

— 4dpeople💥💪 (@4dpeople3) August 30, 2018

#TheWorldWouldBeBetterIf every day was #nationalbeachday 🏖 #ThursdayThoughts #saltlife #travel #beachday #beachlife #beachbum #BikiniFitness pic.twitter.com/ZHZGMFpgKG

— Traveling Fools 💃🏿🕺✈️🏖 (@travelandfish) August 30, 2018

... but here's another one that's totally your type, 

AQUA ANNA: 

#NationalBeachDay
Wishin' I was
Knee deep in the water somewhere
Got the blue sky, breeze and it don't seem fair
The only worry in the world
Is the tide gonna reach my chair
Never been so happy
Never felt so high
I think I might have found me my own kind of paradise pic.twitter.com/3oySWIaWnT

— Ellie (@hazeleyesgirl2) August 30, 2018

she says that her MIND ''swims at a depth

most would drown in'' - lol 

enjoy the drowning... ann! 

How we imagine #Philinda celebrating #NationalBeachDay! 🏖️#AgentsofSHIELD pic.twitter.com/7VQMBNE86C

— Agents of SHIELD (@AgentsofSHIELD) August 30, 2018

now - howcome AoS got to tweet on this - 

 and not DC's elite Atlanteans?!?

The Sea Queen: Mera sketch by incoming series artist Robson Rocha! #Aquaman pic.twitter.com/4JmOmQs59I

— The Aquaman Shrine (@AquamanShrine) August 29, 2018

well... this has got to count for something: 

they made Mera, 

on top of crowning her Queen of Atlantis 

(officially - at last - duh) 

quite the Luminous Aquaficionada too 

--- at long last!!! 

#It'sAboutTime

Leave it to the Aquaman Shrine, DC and everyone in-between

(but not necessarily in the deep blue sea) 

to totally ignore what August 30th is/was/ever will be

on the INTERNATIONAL WATERS NOW... 

Oceana, however, knows it all too well:

Whale shark researchers utilize specialized computer software, originally designed for star mapping, to identify individual whale sharks from photos of their spot patterns. #InternationalWhaleSharkDay pic.twitter.com/jz7sPVsG3s

— Oceana (@oceana) August 30, 2018

And, once again, whoever it is that runs 

the official Aquaman Twitter page 

has dropped the ball big time: 

sharks are a huge part of Aquaman's, ah, arsenal 

if you will... And for him to completely omit 

anything about an International Day 

in honor of the fiercest denizen of the deep 

is quite the oversight... 

That and all the other days of the same extent 

that are routinely ignored by this 

"aqua staff"...  Deep sixed 

and off to meet Davy Jones' Locker 

is what they deserve! 

But that is another story... 

and to conclude in a, ah, purely wet way here, hey; 

 the way you always want it to be, Aqua Anna - ha!

There’s nothing better than a day at the beach.

Happy #NationalBeachDay 🏖 @RealSaltLife pic.twitter.com/qlozQ3wmlx

— Aнℓσσν🌹 (@AhloovZ) August 30, 2018

Good luck seeing all those tweets now, Aqua Anna! 

 I know - they turn you on... 

Fetch them all - while you can! 

 (Betcha CAN'T!) 

(bwah-ha-ha!)

... say hello back, Aqua Anna! 

Don't be shy! 

... although you know that you haven't got 

a snowball's chance in hell 

with RAINA! 

Aqua Con 2018

Some ace reporter ye art, Aqua Anna... No scoops at all, from the craziness known as The Comic-Con... It's a Con Job alright! You couldn't even get an interview with anybody -Momoa, Lundgren, Wilson; three, count 'em, three Aquamen right there...!!! And you are ''oh'' for three right there--- but you probably were lusting only for Heard, Kidman... and Gadot! Oh, and maybe Jenkins, too...? And Mrs. Snyder, too?!? Show some restraint, girrrl! Have some... DCency! PLEASE! 

But that... is another story!

Here are the real scoops, ''lady'' 

- straight off YouTube 

and in the comfort of my own seabed!

Ohhhhhhh... Darn YouTube!!! 

Let's keep trying - shall we? 

... and so many others were there, sure; 

but it is absolutely safe to say that 

AQUAMAN RULED THIS COMIC CON! 

and, now that we got this 

out of the way... 

SHARK WEEK 

came and went already... 

But, this time, 

(thanks to your criticism, 

Aqua Anna!!!) 

we take a fond look back at it 

much earlier than usual...! 

Heck, this year's edition 

was the 30th, after all: 

this deserves something special! 

And here it is! 

 

If the Entreprise's Sulu shares it, it must be true - eh? 

(actually, number 5 is not: sharks breathe just fine 

without having to swim constantly - duh!) 

THIRTY YEARS OF FEEDING THE SHARKS 

--- for only a week, but still! 

And to CELEBRATE this land... er... watermark 

ANNIVERSARY, Alex Bauer 

concocted this awesome 

Google Doodle...

Much, much, mmmmmmmmuch better 

than your lesbian liplocks, AQUA ANNA...!!! 

But don't let that stop you now... 

*LOL* 

That's it - carry on like that! 

You girrrls can even bite each other, for all I care; 

very doubtful you will ever match this:

Lindsey Vonn wants to be 

AQUAWOMAN - 

all dressed up in orange and everything! 

Alas, PK's no Black Manta - so, she's on her own! 

Hopefully, she'll elude all Predators there!

Here's some more 

AQUAFICIONADA 

eye candy for ya, 

AQUA ANNA AKWATIKA... 

and your like! 

Happy? (As in... gay happy! *lol* No need to thank me!)

Sharky says to... 

AQUA ANA STRIKES AGAIN!!!

You really thought you'd gotten rid of me, eh...

Luminous Luciano? 

HA! 

It is SUMMER ~ AQUA TIME 

once again and AT LONG LAST!  

And here I am again ~ 

BACK... AND BETTER THAN EVER! 

*Aqua Ana* of A.N.N. News! 

Not merely an aqua hack 

like the DC CCO... 

Or that Snyder dude... 

reputedly is, anyway? 

(Okay, I'll lay off the man - 

his daughter died while he was 

putting up to film your hero, 

AQUAMAN, along with 

the rest of the Justice League 

for the first time on the *big screen* 

- and then the savage critics tore into him 

mercilessly!  SO CRUEL... 

Such vandals - such savages! 

As cruel as the sea itself!) 

Yes ~ I'll lay off him ~ 

but I won't lay off you! 

Oh noooooo, I won't! 

You dare complain (DC!) 

of what I do when I take over 

your aqua musings here...? 

And then you team up with 

that Ty guy - to produce 

Blogger fluff!  

Why, you little guppy...! 

Even here, on thy precious musings, 

you've done little in the past few months 

- heck, years! 

You've let down the Aquaficionadas 

~certainly including those aquaficionados 

down under too... lolololololol~ 

you've let down your precious 

"aqua family" 

~ and you've let me down too!!! 

AND THAT... is a definite no-no! 

October - you posted something about 

the past year's hurricanes... 

and Shark Week? 

IN OCTOBER? 

You know they called Rob Lowe 

(by association - or deflection, 

off the Discovery Channel...

another DC! Right?) 

the ''KING OF SUMMER''... 

#kingofsummer 

Newsflash: 

SUMMER isn't in OCTOBER! 

You... dreamer! 

And then there was this Frenchman 

(and you hate the French - don't you?) 

who was hailed 

ROI DES OCÉANS 

-KING OF THE OCEANS- 

just now, having established a new 

world record for sailing 

around the globe 

in record time indeed... 

noooooooooo - not Brice! 

*LUI* LÀ: 

Un VRAI blondinet, lui ~ au moins!!! 

Still nowhere near what a woman can do: 

Meet Stefanie Voigt - aquawoman 

(not merely an "aquaficionada" 

as you define them, Luciano...!) 

courtesy of aquamotion.tv 

And what can I say about this 

REAL-LIFE HERO: 

Add to that 

THE SHAPE OF WATER 

beating to the punch 

your childhood hero 

to his Big Screen Premiere 

- which is probably in reshoots 

~again~ right now? 

It actually joins a long list 

of films that have beaten your aqua hero 

to the cinema over time: 

Thomas Jane in that oddity/

smart shark atrocity co-starring 

the only potential Mera 

that wouldn't lock lips with him 

- the very lesbian Saffron! 

POPEYE, JAWS, THE ABYSS ALIENS, 

the aforementioned *killer mermaid* 

~ Jason Statham's new GF; THE MEG  

~ heck, even Spongebob Squarepants 

THE MOVIE was there first - 

years ago already!!! 

You had to be spiteful 

and expose the Spongebob gang 

as avatars of the 

SEVEN DEADLY SINS 

as a finale for 2017...! 

HA! 

Just annoying you with THE OTHER French Sailor Man 

--- and there are plenty more OTHERS... 

like Aquaman & The Others, perhaps... hmm? 

How low could you go 

LUCIANO? 

BUT I AM HERE NOW ~ 

HERE TO STAY 

AND RIGHT THIS SHIP! 

Too bad I couldn't save that so-called shrine 

from sinking all the way down to the bottom 

of the blogosphere... eh? 

Well ~ you cannot save them all - right? 

It has resurfaced in the savage seas 

of social media, anyways... 

And speaking of which... 

Let's close with that: 

Finally, in other sad news 

of another order... 

*the* website/blog for all things 

aqua - strictly aquaman, mind you- 

the one that started it all for many, 

somehow - the so-called 

''aquaman shrine'' 

has closed its virtual doors. 

Aye, it was among the many casualties 

of this wretched year of 2017... 

It is up for sale on pheenix.com auctions, 

ironically enough... 

(I know your best pal, Ty is it, 

would find it so ironic that it is *pheenix* - 

but this is as it should be: 

''where websites die, get auctioned 

and are therefore reborn to live again - 

hence the name...!'' 

It should be their slogan; 

a tad too long, I know...

And the shrine has, in fact, simply moved on 

where the interaction is greater, 

easier... more fluid, surely: 

on TWITTER!!!) 

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Nothing is forever... alas. 

Memento Mori. 

~ as *you* would say... my dear ol' Aqua Knight!!! 

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