Injustice!

... no, not the one in which Aquaman 

sort of collaborates with a despotic Superman 

on the super-verge of being super-antichrist-like... 

And not just "a beauty queen" here, in truth 

-and certainly not a bubble-headed blonde bimbo either- 

as this chick is a SWIMSUIT PAGEANT WINNER... 

That's right, AQUA ANNA ~ 

the moment you've been waiting for is here: 

Miss Swimsuit UK needs rescuing! 

I'm sure you will want to be her... 

ah... she-knight in shining armour? 

She came to symbolize white privilege in such a short time? 

There were no such problems when the Miss was a brunette... 

See... Finally, some common 

waterlogged ground, for us both! 

A veritable common cause...!!! 

*lol* 

Aqua Anna's Taking Over

Alrighty now - Luminous Luciano is not feeling himself lately; all that Taiji rage is still in him, hatred for humanity for what it does to the oceans and all of its denizens, loathsomeness (?) and nothing more than that for all of those that are heartlessly, foolishly pillaging the seas - emptying them of all of its teeming life, according to many (not just Luminous Luciano!)

Under this optic, there really is nothing that can be deemed "aqua-musing" anymore. 

Luminous Luciano better not update this blog anytime soon, therefore! 

Leave it to me, Lootch; and you will see a rainbow come out of this pond once again; it might be the LGBTQ rainbow, though - I know, not your cup of tea... But hey - you tolerate the lesbians far better as a straight guy than I tolerate the gay/bi guys as a homosexual woman... so!!! 

First off, something you would blog about: 

WHAT IS UP WITH THAT... huh? 

 Blunt wants to be Aquaman! 

Even going as far as proving, in photo/promo session, 

that he is equally at ease in the water 

as he is on land - by the water! See: 

And isn't it a good time now, 

in the present chaotic conjuncture for both climate 

and political tensions tied and not tied into it, 

to revisit the Blunt repertoire that I KNOW 

to be so dear to you, dear Luminous Luciano...! 

Maybe it will help... even? 

Let's try: 

His new stuff is rife with... the same kind of stuff, really. 

Hear for yourself now: 

Wow - THE TRUTH.

Your kind of stuff, Luminous Luciano!!! 

But the question remains... 

no matter who claims to "have it" - 

what is, really, "The Truth"...? 

Is there only one Truth? 

Or are there many, intertwined... 

Can there be as many truths 

as there are... souls, in the universe? 

(And we're not getting into the possibility 

or a multiverse, with multiple 

alternate realities... NO!) 

The one universe we know is already plenty enough 

- with all the voices it contains, dead or alive, 

most of them never to be heard, really... 

I believe in simple things, see: 

I believe in LOVE... 

Things that we can do, no matter how small, 

that add up in bettering the world around us. 

Those whose lives were too short 

contributed what they could while they were here 

and continue to inspire, some, from beyond. 

Just their sheer memory suffices, really. 

We make mistakes - we all do. 

But we make amends - most of us, anyway. 

There is little that we can do once things 

get to a certain scale - like cosmic 

or purely planetary, if indeed the damage done 

to our planet is already irreversible. 

But we will adapt. 

We will make it through. 

The human race will. 

And we, as individuals, surely will; 

our souls never die. 

We go back to the cosmos, 

where we came from. 

You and I believe that, 

Luminous Luciano; 

it is what we have in common... 

That - and lesbians! 

*LOL* 

Oh - and an obsession (very much connected, too) 

with mermaids... 

Namasté, Luminous! 

World Water Day - LGBTQH2O

Aqua Anna here... essentially here to tell you that if you truly want to commemorate 

such a thing as ''World Water Day'' 

you might as well do it like that: 

but that is not an option, for some. 

If that's the case - read on! 

Reminder that our next Blue Drinks will be on Tuesday February 12! RSVP to our eventbrite below https://t.co/gMfojYzOL9

— Blue Drinks Ottawa (@BlueDrinksOtt) February 4, 2019

They may have got the excuse of being Canadian and all 

but these idiots up north make absolutely no sense at all 

by inviting (fellow Canadian) Ryan Reynolds to this thing 

- and daring to mention, in the same wake, 

#WorldWaterDay2019

As we all know 

- especially you, Luciano - 

World Water Day was still a month away 

- and, now, it is finally here; 

but look at what they've done with it... eh 

...that is the noble intention - but is it followed up on? 

...now this particular image seems to send the wrong message: 

like we are losing it all, wasting it - 

just like it happens when we leave the faucet on 

in our kitchens, bathrooms, whatever...! 

Way to go instilling in peeps the notion 

of not wasting water...!!! 

Must have been a guy who designed this... 

... a bit more restraint here - and logic, too - with Maven Logix; 

the last drop imagery is ominous, indeed. 

Can it be enough to give the idiots a sense of the true 

gravity of the matter here...? 

We can only hope so. 

... now the Muslim take on World Water Day. 

That third one takes the cake: wow. 

Way to go preparing for the Aquapocalypse there; 

isn't that what you coined it, Luminous Luciano? 

It will not be just for the infidels, apparently... 

... now, Aqua Anna couldn't agree more with that one! 

But just look at the womanly representative chosen for this: 

sure, she's an Aquaficionada too, but... 

She's a sister - no doubt about that... 

But she's more of a Third World dynamic - not an everyday topic... 

Not the kind of vision when you think of all the excesses; 

all the pollution - which comes from everywhere but 

Third World countries... She's not ''it'' - 

and she's not wet either. 

Definitely not the kind that would make me... 

Instead of making the ''water problem'' closer to home 

this sort of thing makes it further away, 

in the average North American dud's eyes... 

And that is counter-productive. 

(Agree or disagree, Luminous Luciano?)  

All this is quite enough to infuriate 

the most passionate of H2O purists - for sure. 

But how about this now, also: 

Watch as the filmmakers of Aquaman discuss bringing some of the most absurd elements of Atlantis into the sci-fi film: pic.twitter.com/Gz0KPzszgf

— IGN (@IGN) March 13, 2019

Isn't the English language just a tad bit 
more refined than this? 
Isn't it capable of finding and substituting 
a better word there in place of  ''absurd''...? 
Why is it not absurd, then, all the 
sorcerous shenanigans of Potter land dwellers? 
Why wasn't it used to describe the 
improbable denizens and protagonists 
of such films as Neverending Story... 
Labyrinth... Dark Crystal... hell, 
Star Wars, Star Trek and all the rest!? 
Why is it specifically ''absurd'' here - 
with a fantasy featuring sea creatures 
and the wondrous realm that exists 
down below, in our oceans...? 
ABSURD... ATLANTIS? 
I think not! 
ENCHANTING 
and a true MARVEL... yes! 
(lecturing Marvel here on what a genuine 
true blue MARVEL in all caps 
is supposed to be...!) 

Thought you'd find this aquamusing: 

Brie Larson's Captain Marvel has not only 

subjugated and humiliated herself 

serving pop corn and drinks to moviegoers in Jersey 

in total and complete servitude 

(proving herself to be less than a captain and more 

of a maid or a Ms, Marvel again...!) 

now she wants to go on a DC - 

a Disney Cruise, that is...!!! 

They ALL want to be... Aquaman and Mera! 

Do Feige Fags have no shame...??? 
No need to answer that!!! 

That little girl named Brie - still wet behind the ears, not between the legs; 

if it is between the legs, it isn't anything other than pee -  

she just dies of envy wishing she could be as majestic as 

this Sea Queen here - magnificently rendered into 

statuesque statuette form 

by one Joelle Jones 

(not one of J'onn J'onnzz' personas - no.) 

Mera does have a lot of... Medusa in her here - though! 

  But enough about all this! 

AQUA ANNA has a craving now - 

the thirst, shall we say... 

AND HERE IS JUST WHAT 

CAN SATISFY IT: 

INDEED... if all you aim for is to forget 

about the sad state the planet is in - 

forget and relax, in the comfort of your own home, 

in the safety and solace of her arms... 

and legs... then YES - INDEED: 

there is no better way to commemorate 

World Water Day - than by being WET! 

Aqua Anna's Way

Would you care to know what a REAL 

Waterlogged, Seafaring, Fearless 

Woman's Woman 

likes to... watch 

and do 

on 

International 

Women's Day 

(and in preparation 

to getting wet 

for World Water Day 

as well... hmm?) 

HMM?

 THERE YOU GO: 

and my sincerest 
homages to 
those ladies 
who chose to be 
queens 
to a king - 
namely, 
the reigning 
Aquaficionada 
Supreme 
in these parts... 
MERA!

The Aquaman Movie We Want To See!!!

How about this, ''Aqua Luciano''
- you who are ''mad and ain't gonna take it anymore''...
huh?
A MOVIE WITH AQUAMOMOA THERE COMING IN, OUT OF THE BLUE, AND SLAUGHTERING ALL OF THESE FAROE ISLANDS INBRED MORONS WHO REPUTEDLY DO NOT DO IT FOR THE SUBSISTING NEEDS THAT THEY HAVE --- BUT TRULY AND SIMPLY OUT OF THE BARBARIC TRADITION THAT THEY HAVE... LACK OF IDEAS OF WHAT THE HELL THEY COULD DO, ANNUALLY, INSTEAD OF THIS...
AND A SICKO SENSE OF WHAT IS FUN, PERHAPS?!?


Wouldn't you like THAT... HUH?!?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Admit it now,

little boy...!!!

 

With love

and genuine concern,

your lesbian pallie

AQUA ANNA

xxx

 

A.N.N. --- Live From Comic-Con!!!

Hello, Luciano...!

So...

Your precious childhood hero is ON:

But... Ohhhhhh...

you think you're so funny, huh, "Luminous"

- soooooo funny and clever!
 

When a bunch of people scoffed at the idea of ever dipping their toes into that pool there, in Houston... you had to be an aquamaniac there - again! (Although you would say you're just being an Aquaficionado there, really, in truth... hmm? HA!)

 

You have nothing better to do than THAT...?!?

 

Go watch Justice League again - or something!!!

 

*Legends of Tomorrow* for me -

every day of the week

and twice on Sundae!

 

(if you can get what I am

screeeeeeaming here...!!!)

 

 

 

AQUA ANA STRIKES AGAIN!!!

You really thought you'd gotten rid of me, eh...

Luminous Luciano? 

HA! 

It is SUMMER ~ AQUA TIME 

once again and AT LONG LAST!  

And here I am again ~ 

BACK... AND BETTER THAN EVER! 

*Aqua Ana* of A.N.N. News! 

Not merely an aqua hack 

like the DC CCO... 

Or that Snyder dude... 

reputedly is, anyway? 

(Okay, I'll lay off the man - 

his daughter died while he was 

putting up to film your hero, 

AQUAMAN, along with 

the rest of the Justice League 

for the first time on the *big screen* 

- and then the savage critics tore into him 

mercilessly!  SO CRUEL... 

Such vandals - such savages! 

As cruel as the sea itself!) 

Yes ~ I'll lay off him ~ 

but I won't lay off you! 

Oh noooooo, I won't! 

You dare complain (DC!) 

of what I do when I take over 

your aqua musings here...? 

And then you team up with 

that Ty guy - to produce 

Blogger fluff!  

Why, you little guppy...! 

Even here, on thy precious musings, 

you've done little in the past few months 

- heck, years! 

You've let down the Aquaficionadas 

~certainly including those aquaficionados 

down under too... lolololololol~ 

you've let down your precious 

"aqua family" 

~ and you've let me down too!!! 

AND THAT... is a definite no-no! 

October - you posted something about 

the past year's hurricanes... 

and Shark Week? 

IN OCTOBER? 

You know they called Rob Lowe 

(by association - or deflection, 

off the Discovery Channel...

another DC! Right?) 

the ''KING OF SUMMER''... 

#kingofsummer 

Newsflash: 

SUMMER isn't in OCTOBER! 

You... dreamer! 

And then there was this Frenchman 

(and you hate the French - don't you?) 

who was hailed 

ROI DES OCÉANS 

-KING OF THE OCEANS- 

just now, having established a new 

world record for sailing 

around the globe 

in record time indeed... 

noooooooooo - not Brice! 

*LUI* LÀ: 

Un VRAI blondinet, lui ~ au moins!!! 

Still nowhere near what a woman can do: 

Meet Stefanie Voigt - aquawoman 

(not merely an "aquaficionada" 

as you define them, Luciano...!) 

courtesy of aquamotion.tv 

And what can I say about this 

REAL-LIFE HERO: 

Add to that 

THE SHAPE OF WATER 

beating to the punch 

your childhood hero 

to his Big Screen Premiere 

- which is probably in reshoots 

~again~ right now? 

It actually joins a long list 

of films that have beaten your aqua hero 

to the cinema over time: 

Thomas Jane in that oddity/

smart shark atrocity co-starring 

the only potential Mera 

that wouldn't lock lips with him 

- the very lesbian Saffron! 

POPEYE, JAWS, THE ABYSS ALIENS, 

the aforementioned *killer mermaid* 

~ Jason Statham's new GF; THE MEG  

~ heck, even Spongebob Squarepants 

THE MOVIE was there first - 

years ago already!!! 

You had to be spiteful 

and expose the Spongebob gang 

as avatars of the 

SEVEN DEADLY SINS 

as a finale for 2017...! 

HA! 

Just annoying you with THE OTHER French Sailor Man 

--- and there are plenty more OTHERS... 

like Aquaman & The Others, perhaps... hmm? 

How low could you go 

LUCIANO? 

BUT I AM HERE NOW ~ 

HERE TO STAY 

AND RIGHT THIS SHIP! 

Too bad I couldn't save that so-called shrine 

from sinking all the way down to the bottom 

of the blogosphere... eh? 

Well ~ you cannot save them all - right? 

It has resurfaced in the savage seas 

of social media, anyways... 

And speaking of which... 

Let's close with that: 

Finally, in other sad news 

of another order... 

*the* website/blog for all things 

aqua - strictly aquaman, mind you- 

the one that started it all for many, 

somehow - the so-called 

''aquaman shrine'' 

has closed its virtual doors. 

Aye, it was among the many casualties 

of this wretched year of 2017... 

It is up for sale on pheenix.com auctions, 

ironically enough... 

(I know your best pal, Ty is it, 

would find it so ironic that it is *pheenix* - 

but this is as it should be: 

''where websites die, get auctioned 

and are therefore reborn to live again - 

hence the name...!'' 

It should be their slogan; 

a tad too long, I know...

And the shrine has, in fact, simply moved on 

where the interaction is greater, 

easier... more fluid, surely: 

on TWITTER!!!) 

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Memento Mori. 

~ as *you* would say... my dear ol' Aqua Knight!!! 

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