Aqua Con 2018

Some ace reporter ye art, Aqua Anna... No scoops at all, from the craziness known as The Comic-Con... It's a Con Job alright! You couldn't even get an interview with anybody -Momoa, Lundgren, Wilson; three, count 'em, three Aquamen right there...!!! And you are ''oh'' for three right there--- but you probably were lusting only for Heard, Kidman... and Gadot! Oh, and maybe Jenkins, too...? And Mrs. Snyder, too?!? Show some restraint, girrrl! Have some... DCency! PLEASE! 

But that... is another story!

Here are the real scoops, ''lady'' 

- straight off YouTube 

and in the comfort of my own seabed!

Ohhhhhhh... Darn YouTube!!! 

Let's keep trying - shall we? 

... and so many others were there, sure; 

but it is absolutely safe to say that 

AQUAMAN RULED THIS COMIC CON! 

and, now that we got this 

out of the way... 

SHARK WEEK 

came and went already... 

But, this time, 

(thanks to your criticism, 

Aqua Anna!!!) 

we take a fond look back at it 

much earlier than usual...! 

Heck, this year's edition 

was the 30th, after all: 

this deserves something special! 

And here it is! 

 

If the Entreprise's Sulu shares it, it must be true - eh? 

(actually, number 5 is not: sharks breathe just fine 

without having to swim constantly - duh!) 

THIRTY YEARS OF FEEDING THE SHARKS 

--- for only a week, but still! 

And to CELEBRATE this land... er... watermark 

ANNIVERSARY, Alex Bauer 

concocted this awesome 

Google Doodle...

Much, much, mmmmmmmmuch better 

than your lesbian liplocks, AQUA ANNA...!!! 

But don't let that stop you now... 

*LOL* 

That's it - carry on like that! 

You girrrls can even bite each other, for all I care; 

very doubtful you will ever match this:

Lindsey Vonn wants to be 

AQUAWOMAN - 

all dressed up in orange and everything! 

Alas, PK's no Black Manta - so, she's on her own! 

Hopefully, she'll elude all Predators there!

Here's some more 

AQUAFICIONADA 

eye candy for ya, 

AQUA ANNA AKWATIKA... 

and your like! 

Happy? (As in... gay happy! *lol* No need to thank me!)

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