Friday, May 07, 2021

Atlantida!

 The very best documentary ever made 

about 

ATLANTIS ~ 

it had to be Portuguese! 

As seen on the HISTÔRIA channel 

in Portugal - and in several languages 

(with sub-titles, sure; but all in 

luminous Portuguese!) 

#LearnPortuguêsYouPlebeian!!! 

AND ENJOY! 



I know you will, Aqua Anna Akwatika!!! 



AND FOR SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY 
~ FAR MORE... SERIOUS, AYE ~ 
(SERIOUS IN THE SENSE OF 
*DRAMA THAT IS UNFOLDING AS WE BLOG* 
WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT) 

on Netflix right now 
I do believe 



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Hmm... this debunking alleged Marine biologist 
must have been paid off by the Fishing Industry! 
AND, ironically enough, she could pass for a doppelganger 
or a clone or a lookalike of AQUAWOMAN... 
or even YOU, Aqua Anna Akwatika!!! 
Isn't that funny now, EH 
*You Are Exposed!*



In other news, of course, 2021 is a huge anniversary year 
for AQUAMAN ~ as previously mentioned... 
And it is extremely odd that, as his next movie is set 
to begin shooting very, very soon 
(James Wan and the whole gang are back 
~ minus, perhaps, Nicole Atlanna Kidman ~  
and the first film having made over a 
BILLION BUCKS and all...) 
the title character and king of the 7 seas 
is found... without an ongoing series. 
IF THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, DC... 
the 80th plans you have got (...) 
will be found here, only as an addendum 
to the post about SEASPIRACY 
and the real, historical Atlantis ~ 
as you appear to have your very own 
aqua-conspiracy or aqua-plot 
against your very own character there...!!! 


... so sad. 

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Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Life Is A Beach ~ Huh

In normal times... sure 



BUT NOT NOW - YOU IDIOTS




#Aquapocalypse 

#DontStandSoCloseToMe 
while you look for your 
#MessageInABottle 
from the Ferryman... 
or worse! 


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Wednesday, September 18, 2019

Die, Taiji, Die

No, nothing about fictional characters, 
this time; nothing about sea myths... 
Or anything remotely "aquamusing" now. 

I have got only one thing to blog here, at this time... 







Alas, for each BLUE COVE DAY - there are ten red ones. 
















the numbers may be, overall, down from previous years 
- notably from two years ago - 
but the horror remains exactly the same. 




CURSE YOU TO HELL 
TAIJI, JAPAN 


YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS 
- for all time to come 


R.I.P. 
DOLPHINS 
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Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Aqua Con 2018

Some ace reporter ye art, Aqua Anna... No scoops at all, from the craziness known as The Comic-Con... It's a Con Job alright! You couldn't even get an interview with anybody -Momoa, Lundgren, Wilson; three, count 'em, three Aquamen right there...!!! And you are ''oh'' for three right there--- but you probably were lusting only for Heard, Kidman... and Gadot! Oh, and maybe Jenkins, too...? And Mrs. Snyder, too?!? Show some restraint, girrrl! Have some... DCency! PLEASE! 

But that... is another story!


Here are the real scoops, ''lady'' 
- straight off YouTube 
and in the comfort of my own seabed!




Ohhhhhhh... Darn YouTube!!! 
Let's keep trying - shall we? 




... and so many others were there, sure; 
but it is absolutely safe to say that 
AQUAMAN RULED THIS COMIC CON! 


and, now that we got this 
out of the way... 

SHARK WEEK 
came and went already... 
But, this time, 
(thanks to your criticism, 
Aqua Anna!!!) 
we take a fond look back at it 
much earlier than usual...! 
Heck, this year's edition 
was the 30th, after all: 
this deserves something special! 

And here it is! 

 

If the Entreprise's Sulu shares it, it must be true - eh? 
(actually, number 5 is not: sharks breathe just fine 
without having to swim constantly - duh!) 

THIRTY YEARS OF FEEDING THE SHARKS 
--- for only a week, but still! 

And to CELEBRATE this land... er... watermark 
ANNIVERSARY, Alex Bauer 
concocted this awesome 
Google Doodle...


Much, much, mmmmmmmmuch better 
than your lesbian liplocks, AQUA ANNA...!!! 
But don't let that stop you now... 
*LOL* 
That's it - carry on like that! 
You girrrls can even bite each other, for all I care; 
very doubtful you will ever match this:







Lindsey Vonn wants to be 
AQUAWOMAN - 
all dressed up in orange and everything! 
Alas, PK's no Black Manta - so, she's on her own! 
Hopefully, she'll elude all Predators there!



Here's some more 
AQUAFICIONADA 
eye candy for ya, 
AQUA ANNA AKWATIKA... 
and your like! 
Happy? (As in... gay happy! *lol* No need to thank me!)











Sharky says to... 


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Sunday, April 17, 2016

Aquamusings Caught In The Net...

... and close to a month before they started, too!
Not even Capitaine Bonhomme could have saved 'em...
Who wanted them saved, anyways?




In other ''un-news'' of sorts, 
readily available on the web today - 
this article about how ''Atlantis may have been found 
and lost again'' - or just plainly forgotten about 
altogether! 
The news bit is not reported by Yahoo, this time, 
but by ''ufoholic.com'' 
(hence the ''un-news'' quality of it, eh;
un-news not fake news now!)
and we thought Jonas C.C.'s Sisters of the Sea 
were just the perfect way to visualize the tragedy of it all -
so, here's hoping that you agree... Sisters!


 Onwards to the wondrous -if, oftentimes, murky- realms of
entertainment! 


Cheryl versus Ashley - it is on, apparently!
With special guest-referee: our old favorite...
Christie Brinkley!?
Don`t mind Mylène de Mytilène there; 
she's just ogling, that's all...

It is the year of our Lord 2000 and 16...
And MEN... on boats...


... still have to dread encountering 
MURDERMAIDS 
(Murmurmmaids? Murderermermaids?) 
out there, on the High Seas...!
*Sigh*


 I know one... or even two... gentle ones, however: 

 Maybe even three...? 


And now - a special message from the King of the Seven Seas...
(whom we refer to, oftentimes here on aqua musings, as ''AQ'' indeed! It is destiny...)

Wow - this is as close as it is ever gonna get to a REUNION for the old alternate reality or timeline AQUA TRIO: all three in a row here - Aqua Luciano... Aqua Belle... Aqua King!  #NeverGoingToHappen #NeverMeantToBe

And about another one of our favorite water-logged characters now, from our *Aqua Force* days (see the archives of this very blog, circa 2005 ~ 2006) and all...

Onwards to... much ado about nothing, really!

You get the sad beached picture: A.W. is not one of our FAVES...
She features prominently on many other websites, however - 
those that are far less picky in their taste for 
Aquaficionadas - just behold these two picks below...

This Russian ''Waterbearer'' is on her way...


The Liquidator appears to be excited about that...!!!
(Hellboy truly, totally stole this guy's look -
if not the mandibles.
But that is another story...)

And whatever happened to these two other AQUAS... hmm? 

Anyway...

Rumors have resurfaced about a certain revival - 
and it is incumbent upon that certain umpteenth take 
on a certain member of the Aqua-Family 
to keep that hope alive... or afloat. 
Imagine that: it even got the character`s name 
TRENDING in social media!!!
There are at least three different Aqualads around, though - 
why was it this one that ``caught on`` with the public so - 
the DOUBLE AGENT one?!? 
Well...


Personally, we will pull for the slightly zombie-like kid there:


It is well-chronicled that we, at aqua musings, couldn`t care less 
about the original Aqualad, Garth - a.k.a. Temp-pest... 

And we are none too attached to the new punk 
wet behind the ears and all over, still, either - 
you know, the one that participated  
 in waging ``Aqua War`` recently... 


Now... Believe it or not, this film project is still being considered...
Then again, with ''Bill & Ted'' getting a 3rd, ah, 
''installment'' soon, reportedly...
And so many other wastes of celluloid, all over the place...
Maybe this is not such a bad idea after all?


 All hail the Sailor Man! 

Meanwhile, back in DC land, a full-fledged REBIRTH is seen 
as both necessary and as the most lucrative option 
for all of the ''meta-human'' ''super-duper'' heroes there - 
including our good old AQUAMAN, 
who celebrates his 75th anniversary this year.
Yay.
Amazingly enough, AQ is allowed to keep his classic look 
in this rather convoluted process of rebirth here; 
it is surprising given that the ''DCEU'' movie version 
is totally different from this, as we know - 
they went all grungy, 90s style ''Conan of the Sea'' 
with their choice of actor to portray him on the big screen... 


This is not surprising, however, given the degree of success 
and reacquired credibility the classic clean-cut blond 
garbed in orange-and-green sea hero has garnered, 
in the last two to three years, in his medium of birth -
his original birth, that is, back in 1941! 
 Mera, his queen, swimming by his side 
in both versions now - he can do no wrong!


And since we are on the subject, with this latest queen-sighting, 
why not round this up here with some bonafide 
AQUAFICIONADAS
once more - first, the Queen Mera, of course...
Quick ~ time, like the tide, is pressing...



Next: a certain София Павлова...


And, finally, Aletta Ocean herself...


°°°Letting all that sink in now...°°°


°°°Glub-glub-glub!°°°

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