Winter beckons on the horizon - summer gave way to the Fall... And, before we all fall down, this autumn, why not seek to recharge those batteries NOW - seeking some vital nutrients that can only be found in nature: sand... sun... sea! Which brings us all... to the beach!
For you know what they say...
er... no, that's not it - although that's good, too!
no - that's definitely not it!
...may be true, too - but that's not it either!
...for the love of... yes, we will, but...
That's not it... sorry, fishies...
...very well, but... that's not our point right now...
OK - WE WILL. But...
LIFE IS A BEACH - that's what they say!
And yeah, they may be saying that, too... But let's keep our focus on the real topic at hand now - shall we?
But there are sharks out there - as DISCOVERY CHANNELS remind us, every once in a while, out of the generosity of their hearts (which is quite considerable, indeed) on their fabled SHARK WEEKS - which sneak up on viewers like clockwork, every summer... Have you seen it, this year? Last year? The year before that? Here's a quick... aquamusing recap!
Hard to believe that getting in THE WATER can actually be GOOD for your HEALTH now... hmm?
The whole Phelps thing kind of had...
well, ZERO impact whatsoever!
People will still fear sharks - no matter what!
This entire past summer was, of course, quite a chaotic affair as it was - without adding any pressure to it by racing sharks either!
It was a disappointing summer, for the most part -
quickly followed by a debilitating hurricane season
(Harvey, Irma, Jose, Katia, Lee & Maria saw to that!)
followed by a long, surprising (up 'til NOW!)
Indian Summer...
Many are the vacation resorts that have not recuperated yet
and will not have fully recuperated until late November
And if we haven't saved enough on time for our preferred departure times... We can always make up the lost cash by earning some extra dough writing about the travel itself! Right here genial - is it not? ''Try travel writing,'' it says...! Why the heck not? We sure as heck blog about it already - HUH?
AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK OUT...
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... and assorted aquatic tunes for your listening pleasure... (l.p.)...!
But now, for your reading pleasure... ISSUU - brought to you by... an Aquaficionada!
Look, below, on this luminous aqua-map: PROOF that the Earth is indeed 70% SEA WATER! Weep, batty ones! ;)