The Selling Power Of One Word... ``AQUA``

And when merely evoking the thing doesn`t yield 

all hoped for results...

... JUST SAY THE WORD!

You`ll sea the difference immediately! 

(you'll smell it, certainly: no fishy smell 

on you nor on her!)

But let us... move on! 

This *Aqua inflatable* model sure does bear 

an uncanny resemblance to Sophie B... 

doesn't she? 

Here is her most aqua-inspired song:

Check in at Aquaman`s expense - here`s his credit card number:

 

You've heard of Super Friends - 

imagine now how much friendlier Aqua Friends can be! 

AGUA... AQUA... close enough!

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... much better than the sad habitat known as 

... THE CAR!

oh... there are many!

And we would be remiss if we didn`t add one more  

-through hypertime commuting, of course- 

after all, its creativity 

(substituting the ``A`` for a ``V`` 

and, essentially, inverting it) 

should not be held against it...

There is even an angel by that name...!

(And we don`t mean this one!) 

And, of course, that certain super-hero of the sea too!

AQUA - partake of it already  

{especially if you`re feeling parched}

for it is everywhere - AND IT $ELL$!

But why, then - oh, tell us why, then;

the time-honored (and extremely aquamusing) expression 

``water, water everywhere - 

and not a drop to drink`` 

comes to our aquaficionado`s mind just now... hmm?

A lack of sole in all this, perhaps...?

But that is another question... 

And, of course, we gotta give *the man* his due - once again

This magic word - ``AQUA``- sells so darn well 

all across the world and the seven seas 

- surely it has to start paying off 

for the one man-king who dared 

go ahead and call himself *it*

- one day???