Monday, May 28, 2018

AQUA ANA STRIKES AGAIN!!!

You really thought you'd gotten rid of me, eh...
Luminous Luciano? 
HA! 
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It is SUMMER ~ AQUA TIME 
once again and AT LONG LAST!  
And here I am again ~ 
BACK... AND BETTER THAN EVER! 
*Aqua Ana* of A.N.N. News! 
Not merely an aqua hack 
like the DC CCO... 
Or that Snyder dude... 
reputedly is, anyway? 


(Okay, I'll lay off the man - 
his daughter died while he was 
putting up to film your hero, 
AQUAMAN, along with 
the rest of the Justice League 
for the first time on the *big screen* 
- and then the savage critics tore into him 
mercilessly!  SO CRUEL... 
Such vandals - such savages! 
As cruel as the sea itself!) 


Yes ~ I'll lay off him ~ 
but I won't lay off you! 
Oh noooooo, I won't! 


You dare complain (DC!) 
of what I do when I take over 
your aqua musings here...? 
And then you team up with 
that Ty guy - to produce 
Blogger fluff!  
Why, you little guppy...! 

Even here, on thy precious musings, 
you've done little in the past few months 
- heck, years! 


You've let down the Aquaficionadas 
~certainly including those aquaficionados 
down under too... lolololololol~ 
you've let down your precious 
"aqua family" 
~ and you've let me down too!!! 


AND THAT... is a definite no-no! 


October - you posted something about 
the past year's hurricanes... 
and Shark Week? 
IN OCTOBER? 


You know they called Rob Lowe 
(by association - or deflection, 
off the Discovery Channel...
another DC! Right?) 
the ''KING OF SUMMER''... 
#kingofsummer 

Newsflash: 
SUMMER isn't in OCTOBER! 
You... dreamer! 


And then there was this Frenchman 
(and you hate the French - don't you?) 
who was hailed 
ROI DES OCÉANS 
-KING OF THE OCEANS- 
just now, having established a new 
world record for sailing 
around the globe 
in record time indeed... 
noooooooooo - not Brice! 
*LUI* LÀ: 





Un VRAI blondinet, lui ~ au moins!!! 

Still nowhere near what a woman can do: 


Meet Stefanie Voigt - aquawoman 
(not merely an "aquaficionada" 
as you define them, Luciano...!) 
courtesy of aquamotion.tv 



And what can I say about this 
REAL-LIFE HERO: 



Add to that 
THE SHAPE OF WATER 
beating to the punch 
your childhood hero 
to his Big Screen Premiere 
- which is probably in reshoots 
~again~ right now? 



It actually joins a long list 
of films that have beaten your aqua hero 
to the cinema over time: 
Thomas Jane in that oddity/
smart shark atrocity co-starring 
the only potential Mera 
that wouldn't lock lips with him 
- the very lesbian Saffron! 
POPEYE, JAWS, THE ABYSS ALIENS, 
the aforementioned *killer mermaid* 
~ Jason Statham's new GF; THE MEG  
~ heck, even Spongebob Squarepants 
THE MOVIE was there first - 
years ago already!!! 





You had to be spiteful 
and expose the Spongebob gang 
as avatars of the 
SEVEN DEADLY SINS 
as a finale for 2017...! 
HA! 


Just annoying you with THE OTHER French Sailor Man 
--- and there are plenty more OTHERS... 
like Aquaman & The Others, perhaps... hmm? 

How low could you go 
LUCIANO? 

BUT I AM HERE NOW ~ 
HERE TO STAY 
AND RIGHT THIS SHIP! 


Too bad I couldn't save that so-called shrine 
from sinking all the way down to the bottom 
of the blogosphere... eh? 
Well ~ you cannot save them all - right? 
It has resurfaced in the savage seas 
of social media, anyways... 
And speaking of which... 
Let's close with that: 

Finally, in other sad news 
of another order... 
*the* website/blog for all things 
aqua - strictly aquaman, mind you- 
the one that started it all for many, 
somehow - the so-called 
has closed its virtual doors. 
Aye, it was among the many casualties 
of this wretched year of 2017... 
It is up for sale on pheenix.com auctions, 
ironically enough... 
(I know your best pal, Ty is it, 
would find it so ironic that it is *pheenix* - 
but this is as it should be: 
''where websites die, get auctioned 
and are therefore reborn to live again - 
hence the name...!'' 
It should be their slogan; 
a tad too long, I know...
And the shrine has, in fact, simply moved on 
where the interaction is greater, 
easier... more fluid, surely: 
on TWITTER!!!) 






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~ as *you* would say... my dear ol' Aqua Knight!!! 

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