World Water Day - LGBTQH2O
Aqua Anna here... essentially here to tell you that if you truly want to commemorate
such a thing as ''World Water Day''
you might as well do it like that:
but that is not an option, for some.
If that's the case - read on!
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They may have got the excuse of being Canadian and all
but these idiots up north make absolutely no sense at all
by inviting (fellow Canadian) Ryan Reynolds to this thing
- and daring to mention, in the same wake,
#WorldWaterDay2019
As we all know
- especially you, Luciano -
World Water Day was still a month away
- and, now, it is finally here;
but look at what they've done with it... eh
...that is the noble intention - but is it followed up on?
...now this particular image seems to send the wrong message:
like we are losing it all, wasting it -
just like it happens when we leave the faucet on
in our kitchens, bathrooms, whatever...!
Way to go instilling in peeps the notion
of not wasting water...!!!
Must have been a guy who designed this...
... a bit more restraint here - and logic, too - with Maven Logix;
the last drop imagery is ominous, indeed.
Can it be enough to give the idiots a sense of the true
gravity of the matter here...?
We can only hope so.
... now the Muslim take on World Water Day.
That third one takes the cake: wow.
Way to go preparing for the Aquapocalypse there;
isn't that what you coined it, Luminous Luciano?
It will not be just for the infidels, apparently...
... now, Aqua Anna couldn't agree more with that one!
But just look at the womanly representative chosen for this:
sure, she's an Aquaficionada too, but...
She's a sister - no doubt about that...
But she's more of a Third World dynamic - not an everyday topic...
Not the kind of vision when you think of all the excesses;
all the pollution - which comes from everywhere but
Third World countries... She's not ''it'' -
and she's not wet either.
Definitely not the kind that would make me...
Instead of making the ''water problem'' closer to home
this sort of thing makes it further away,
in the average North American dud's eyes...
And that is counter-productive.
(Agree or disagree, Luminous Luciano?)
All this is quite enough to infuriate
the most passionate of H2O purists - for sure.
But how about this now, also:
Watch as the filmmakers of Aquaman discuss bringing some of the most absurd elements of Atlantis into the sci-fi film: pic.twitter.com/Gz0KPzszgf— IGN (@IGN) March 13, 2019
Isn't the English language just a tad bit
more refined than this?
Isn't it capable of finding and substituting
a better word there in place of ''absurd''...?
Why is it not absurd, then, all the
sorcerous shenanigans of Potter land dwellers?
Why wasn't it used to describe the
improbable denizens and protagonists
of such films as Neverending Story...
Labyrinth... Dark Crystal... hell,
Star Wars, Star Trek and all the rest!?
Why is it specifically ''absurd'' here -
with a fantasy featuring sea creatures
and the wondrous realm that exists
down below, in our oceans...?
ABSURD... ATLANTIS?
I think not!
ENCHANTING
and a true MARVEL... yes!
(lecturing Marvel here on what a genuine
true blue MARVEL in all caps
is supposed to be...!)
Thought you'd find this aquamusing:
Brie Larson's Captain Marvel has not only
subjugated and humiliated herself
serving pop corn and drinks to moviegoers in Jersey
in total and complete servitude
(proving herself to be less than a captain and more
of a maid or a Ms, Marvel again...!)
now she wants to go on a DC -
a Disney Cruise, that is...!!!
They ALL want to be... Aquaman and Mera!
Do Feige Fags have no shame...???
No need to answer that!!!
That little girl named Brie - still wet behind the ears, not between the legs;
if it is between the legs, it isn't anything other than pee -
she just dies of envy wishing she could be as majestic as
this Sea Queen here - magnificently rendered into
statuesque statuette form
by one Joelle Jones
(not one of J'onn J'onnzz' personas - no.)
Mera does have a lot of... Medusa in her here - though!
But enough about all this!
AQUA ANNA has a craving now -
the thirst, shall we say...
AND HERE IS JUST WHAT
CAN SATISFY IT:
INDEED... if all you aim for is to forget
about the sad state the planet is in -
forget and relax, in the comfort of your own home,
in the safety and solace of her arms...
and legs... then YES - INDEED:
there is no better way to commemorate
World Water Day - than by being WET!
Labels: ANN not BNN, Aquaficionada, Atlantis, cruise, H20, siren, Water Day
posted by Aqua Anna @ 3/21/2019
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