Born in the Age of Aquarius, destined to seek out truths in many an art form, trained as a historian and a journalist but truly a prose-lover... Luciano is out to dispel any clichés and reinvent them all both to the tune of a little something called the truth as also to his own image - being old-fashioned, he does not mind that distinction one infinitesimal tiny bit at all...! "There are two ways to spread the light; be the candle... or the mirror that reflects It." I have chosen to be the latter... okay? ~*~
"To be not only a seeker of light... but a dream weaver of light" ~*~ For as surely as the moon reflects the light from the sun, you and I can reflect the Light from Above - and be, indeed, the light of this world! ~*~*~*~
With our new hostess with the mostest - A.N.N. (aka Aqua ANN)
- the most fitting broad-caster for these Aqua News Network bits, don't you agree? Hey - she's a certified Aquaficionada! Hence, let us proceed...!
We recently added a new feature here, on our beloved aqua musings -
scroll down to the bottom of this sea, here, in order to see it...
Oh, then again, we'll show it to you right here and now:
and you will immediately understand why this had to become
an integral part
of our delightful compendium of ''aquastuff'' here...!
Just look at this:
Mera herself has never looked this... regal!
Brought to you by the fine folks from ISSUU -
so, if you have any issue with this material, take it up with them!
We, specifically here on aqua musings,
(and nowhere else throughout the TLB Prime Network
and luminous universe, overall)
do tend to judge a book by its cover
and so we chose this one entirely based upon THAT!
Did you SEE THAT?!?
What an awesome cover, with nice fishies and nice, ah, guppies?
And so it is, by our standards here,
TOTALLY AQUA MUSING!!!
It didn't hurt one iota that the portrayed nymph is totally
Aquaficionada material, too!
A win-win combination right there!
As for the contents of said issue of ''the NEW Agora''...?
Well... To tell the truth...
We didn't get past the cover, at blogging time...!
Known to locals as Pancho, this sly animal has made a habit
of snatching fish away from unsuspecting humans at the most opportune time; and the fact of the matter is
he timed this one perfectly well... (Courtesy of ''Water with The Griz'' - this time!) NEXT UP...
Probably the closest we ever got to prove our point
about the comparisons to be made between
Aquaman and Ric Flair
(when the latter guest-appeared on that show,
along with Hulk Hogan, Macho Man Randy Poffo,
Kevin Sullivan and the man they called Vader...)
Most peeps (beachgoers, sunlovers and surf-enthusiasts,
all mixed!) remember Baywatch for two reasons:
the bikinis and the girls in those bikinis.
They were all actresses with limited range
(they could play it upbeat and not-so-upbeat, basically)
but they all qualified for the job for a vital combination
of key factors:
they could swim,
they looked good in their swimwear
and they kept in shape.
Anyone who's ever doubted those were key elements
and, that without any one of those, the actresses wouldn't even have a JOB
well - anyone like that was finally set straight, once and for all,
recently, when there was some sort of a mini-reunion
of the late, lamented Baywatch cast...
The Aqua-Revelations that followed were, shall we say, disturbing...?
''It's not particularly shocking that a show about hot,
scantily-clad lifeguards running around the beach
would require a certain look from its cast,'' said one source,
''But God (or, more appropriately said, the Producers) forbid
that any of these (so-called) stars of 'the 90s syndicated hit "Baywatch"
would ever gain too much weight; for, if they did,
''legally, they could have been fired from the show, back then.''
These revelations came as team-lead David Hasselhoff
(''Mitch'' on the show - anybody remembers that? Anybody CARES..?)
gathered up again with old standbys ''Neely''
(not Cam The Man; Gena Lee Nolin, rather!)
''Craig'' (not the A-lister - ever! Rather, one of the old Hardy Boys:
Parker Stevenson, who, after all these years, is somehow
still pulling off a sort of Dorian Grey-Dick Clark trick there...)
''Shauni'' (and we thought, back then, that Erika Eleniak's character
had the goofiest name of them all: we hadn't thought of
the roguish ''Sookie'' fairy, yet...!)
(not-so) luminous ''Leigh'' (Brande Roderick),
(now) voluminous ''Summer'' (Nicole Eggert -
she's fiiiiirrrrrred! Oh, right: it's too late now. The show's cancelled!),
''Jordan'' (Traci Bingham)
and the boys...
(''Logan'' - no, not Wolverine! Just Jaason Simmons...
And ''Cody'' - David Chokachi! Always called him
''Count Chokachi'' - always will!
He was one of two ''D.C.s'' on the show:
the other one, David Charvet aka ''Matt''
but no Mason
was a no-show for this mini-reunion!
There was also a more curvaceous traitor
who didn't bother with this at all:
ol' ''C.J.'' herself -
But, hey - Carmen Electra also didn't come!)
Everyone there told the same sordid story:
during those tortuous years of ''Baywatching''
there was a five pound fluctuation barometer;
if anyone went over (but also, possibly, under) by five,
they were in deep trouble!
Pun totally intended, of course.
Ah, the sacrifices one has to make
in order to remain on a mind-numbing show like this!
Must have been the same thing for Flipper...
It was fascinating to watch this unfold, though, over at
"Entertainment Tonight" since the beloved "Baywatch" cast was being interviewed by the
ever-reliable reporter and "ET's" own Brooke Anderson with a valuable assist from one ''special correspondent'' named... Taylor Hasselhoff? Nepotism-alert, anyone? The whole thing happened thanks to a recent Hollywood Show - which is nothing other than an umpteenth ''con'' of sorts; an event tailor-made for nostalgia and TV buffs... ''Neely'' - er, sorry, Gena Lee Nolin, rather, took advantage of this opportunity to promote her book, which chronicles *real weight fluctuations* (more than five pounds!) that she had to deal with after her departure from the show. In her case, it is all due to a condition she has; a thyroid disease that was both misdiagnosed and outright overlooked by her quacks... The title she chose for her book is "Beautiful Inside And Out — Conquering Thyroid Disease With A Healthy, Happy, Thyroid Sexy Life." Yeah - quite the mouthful!
Now, as long as there is no reunion scheduled
for the late, lamented casts of both Falcon Beach and Mercy Reef
late, lamented shows...!
Because the doubters sure don't want to find out
what atrocities went into the production
of those two...!!! And don't get me started on Dawson's Creek now...! NEXT UP... I think we could all use a little Spongebob Moment after this... Like... Imagine a beach without lifeguards whose jugs weigh more than 5 pounds... Enjoy!
Okay - maybe you DON'T WANT to imagine such a thing! We understand... and sympathize.
But, now, in order to finish in style this latest installment of aqua musings, let's go back to the aquaficionada aura projected by that AGORA cover... (lest it is the one cast out by the Bewitched cast... er, WeightWatch reunion... ah, darn it, BAYWATCH crowd!) shall we?
Who would like to Come to The Hippodrome Casino
on Tuesday 22nd October 2013,
for the stage final of Miss Scuba UK 2013!
Email firstname.lastname@example.org to purchase your tickets.
Wow - MISS SCUBA UK wannabees...! And eight of them too! (Who cares about the 2 hosts?) Mucho better than Playboy Bunnies, Penthouse Pets and, certainly, MK Ultras too! Now THERE's a bunch of Aquaficionadas all right...! Or future Octo-Moms... Your pick! (Octo... there's 8 of them... Get it?) Okay, now, that should make for a solid WRAP! Aqua ANN here will see you off with, naturally, an offer you can't refuse... Just click on her to find out what THAT is ALL about...!
~My Mer-name is Glaucus Bioluminescence. Wow ~ even the Mer~folk agree that I am luminous! ~They identify me with a minor sea~deity though: Glaukos has nothing to do with glaucoma, at least ~~~ (thank God! The REAL GOD!) ~~~~ Oh... no; Glaukos gave its color to glaucoma... :( ~~ well, says they! ~~~~~~~~ Aegir, Poseidon, Triton and scores of others are more powerful than him, anyway... so there! Everything will be fine! :) ~ Take The Merfolk Name Generator Test anyway! ~ Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator.