Born in the Age of Aquarius, destined to seek out truths in many an art form, trained as a historian and a journalist but truly a prose-lover... Luciano is out to dispel any clichés and reinvent them all both to the tune of a little something called the truth as also to his own image - being old-fashioned, he does not mind that distinction one infinitesimal tiny bit at all...! "There are two ways to spread the light; be the candle... or the mirror that reflects It." I have chosen to be the latter... okay? ~*~
"To be not only a seeker of light... but a dream weaver of light" ~*~ For as surely as the moon reflects the light from the sun, you and I can reflect the Light from Above - and be, indeed, the light of this world! ~*~*~*~
Spring Break and Summer Heat right around the corner - or so we dream... If it neither comes fast enough, we can always come to them - traveling south! Either way, year round, there are so many fine aquatic-themed products out there - you didn`t think we were done blogging about them already, did you? No, of course not... Here are so more gems then - so you may shop until you drop into a mercantile ocean trying to find them all now - sea if we care...
But, first (before the devouring commences!)
let us have a quick recap
of the rules of mercantilism now...
Shades of AQ`s old O.G.R.E. problems there!
And then some...!
But enough delays already -
let`s go shop!
Those AQUA products appear to be GOOD...
If one can believe the smiles on all of these Aquaficionadas` faces!
The Best (coziest too) and safest way to be an Aquaman:
Ah, at last - a luminous aqua product:
Nice merchandising there, I guess...
But have a closer look before you BUY:
Something`s OFF with those dimensions...
Blame it on water distortion!
Disproportionate arms there too - no?
Too much Hydro Disc Jamming, I guess...
Sevylor Aqua Lounger - the spokesperson/model seems happy with it!
Mera material? Maybe...
Aquaficionada - for sure!
``Come on, come on, come on baby now...
Just... SPLASH AND PLAY!``
Kid`s not smiling though - like, at all!
Reminds me of one of my earliest swimming lessons...
But let`s not get into that - NEXT!
Now ``AQUA... BONES`` is a very... ah... original concept/design product, I would say...
Now that`s a Sea Horse for the rednecks, methinks...!
Nice to know that it ``stays`` too...
This would be the Aquaficionada Pair... By The Sea clothing line?
Next: it reminds us of that SNL skit with Phil as Charlton;
``SOYLENT WHITE IS PEOPLE``
(~~unless it`s fish?~~)
And here is the gift that keeps on giving:
Parched after all the hard work?
Have some H2O - after having mopped the floor with it!
Now... what is THIS?!?
My old team concept come to life - AQUA FORCE?
Aw... no, of course not...
Just Abercrombie & Fitch`s LOGO. DUH.
So many SALES... so little time.
We would be remiss if we didn`t mention three things
about this *SAIL* here...
There is a huge SALE going on right now there - indeed.
(This Baron dude may or may not be part of it...)
The (first) word is a pretty good SONG too - here it is:
The Awolnation dude is almost - no, actually, he definitely is -
more Aquamannish than... y`know-who!
We prefer this version -
we call it the Aquaficionada Remix!
And we would truly be remiss if we did not underline
~My Mer-name is Glaucus Bioluminescence. Wow ~ even the Mer~folk agree that I am luminous! ~They identify me with a minor sea~deity though: Glaukos has nothing to do with glaucoma, at least ~~~ (thank God! The REAL GOD!) ~~~~ Oh... no; Glaukos gave its color to glaucoma... :( ~~ well, says they! ~~~~~~~~ Aegir, Poseidon, Triton and scores of others are more powerful than him, anyway... so there! Everything will be fine! :) ~ Take The Merfolk Name Generator Test anyway! ~ Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator.