Of all the blasted wrong perceptions that people have of a certain sea king character, the fact that he would be unsure of himself and preoccupied with being perceived as ''cool'' by peasants (polluted air-breathing and sea-polluting ones, at that...!) is one of the most idiotic of all. The fact that this is the basis for what these same peasantry peeps would award him as ''his greatest victory ever'' (in the ensuing video very simply entitled "poker night'') is truly... priceless. It garners an 'A' for effort, though - simply because of its stunning ending (stunning for said peasants, that is!)
Written by Mike Wytrykus and directed by Aaron Brown, this untold story finally told here (must be an Elseworlds) blurbs as follows:
Batman is the world's greatest detective and has defeated scores of dastardly villains in his long career. But tonight, he will face his greatest challenge ever. The Dark Knight squares off against five of the world's greatest superheroes in a high stakes, winner-takes-all game of poker! It will take all his crimefighting skills to defeat the combined might of Superman, Iron Man, Spider-Man, Aquaman and the Hulk. When the chips are down and everything's on the line, who will be the victor?
(Six guesses as to who that is... and you might yet garner an 'A' for effort, too...!)
Video ''does not exist''... again? No problem!
Try checking it out here - or an alternate game,
robotic poultry-style, here: but that NEVER HAPPENED, okay?
Or you might check out the pathetic Marvel version of the former,
featuring one half of the Fantastic Four
and Marvel's sorry-a$$ Avengers - here!
If all that fails miserably, well,
check out our series of stills from any of these vids
Still worth a look - and a spot on this very aqua musing blog!
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Labels: sea funnies
