THE AQUA FORCE

 

What it might have been... 

What it could have/should have been! 

And simply due to the lyrics 

"cause it's some kind of sin... 

to live on a might have been" 

THE SONG 

that I identify the most, now, with 

the whole darn project: 

Admittedly, the official video for this tune 

has absolutely NOTHING to do with the world aquatic 

(as is the case, in fact, for most of the song!)

- and that is just sad. 

Poor Killers. 

But that's another story... 

The Aquaman Movie We Want To See!!!

How about this, ''Aqua Luciano''
- you who are ''mad and ain't gonna take it anymore''...
huh?
A MOVIE WITH AQUAMOMOA THERE COMING IN, OUT OF THE BLUE, AND SLAUGHTERING ALL OF THESE FAROE ISLANDS INBRED MORONS WHO REPUTEDLY DO NOT DO IT FOR THE SUBSISTING NEEDS THAT THEY HAVE --- BUT TRULY AND SIMPLY OUT OF THE BARBARIC TRADITION THAT THEY HAVE... LACK OF IDEAS OF WHAT THE HELL THEY COULD DO, ANNUALLY, INSTEAD OF THIS...
AND A SICKO SENSE OF WHAT IS FUN, PERHAPS?!?


Wouldn't you like THAT... HUH?!?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Admit it now,

little boy...!!!

 

With love

and genuine concern,

your lesbian pallie

AQUA ANNA

xxx

 

Aquaficionadas - Baywatch style

Today, for not much reason at all, we remember Baywatch 

and its bevy of aquaficionadas... and bimbos. 

Mostly of the former - let's pretend?

We won't badmouth them too much now: fear not! 

We still hold in some regard Marliece Andrada 

Shawn Weatherly (not a guy) 

or even Angelica ''Wish-It-Was-Mera'' Bridges, after all... 

They were utmost professionals, those three: 

always well-tanned, trim, fit, well-hydrated 

and that triangle was trimmed and fit 

for the bathing suit, too...

This is Shawn - see?

Originally starring a Hardy Boy 

and a transplanted Knight Rider, 

this NBC-quickly-transplanted-as-first-run-syndication show 

remains firmly entrenched into people's minds 

as the show about sand, beaches, swimming, surfing 

and lifeguards whose definite shapeliness 

implies that they posed for Playboy most recently...

Through its lengthy run 

(we liken it to a long swim - ending with the bends) 

there were many cast changes 

leading most to believe there was a revolving door 

giving access to the beach...

The rumors were true: there was a weight clause 

set by the producers just so that they could easily fire 

any cast member who got too hungry... 

;-)

But we already mentioned all this here - didn't we?

This year marks the 25th anniversary of the show -

without any special reunion episode 

or remake for the big screen, thank God!

Let,s just keep this as it is now: 

an old TV show that some can still remember 

without having to actually watch... or baywatch.

Here is but a sample of what the show was all about, in truth, 

- it is a scene starring two of its lesser-known stars...

It is the greatest ACTING one could get to see on that show, for sure; 

not involving Pamela, Yasmine, Donna, Traci, Erika, Carmen or Gena Lee, 

now that isn't a lie at all...

Baywatch even welcomed guest-stars of renown, once in a while:

the one we liked to akin to an Aquaman of the squared circle, 

'Nature Boy' Ric Flair, 

along with the late Macho Man Randy Savage, 

the devil himself (former Boston Bruiser Kevin Sullivan) 

Big Van Vader and 'Hollywood' Hulk Hogan 

all appeared together as ''WCW'' overall 

hogged an entire episode up - 

what else could they do? 

Hogan's own aquatic show, 

''Thunder In Paradise'' 

was a total utter failure 

and had been canceled already -

and he didn't have his reality TV show yet...

But that's another story...

Other guest-stars of renown: 

Carrie-Anne Moss, pre-Matrix...

Laura Harring, post-daytime and pre-Mulholland Drive...

and Elizabeth Berkley, pre-Showgirls

...among others...

You can see the level of quality right there...

And you can see why some would believe it 

when rumors of sapphic footage from that show 

pop up, quite inexplicably, on YouTube...!

There was, at one point, even a spin-off, sort of...

''Baywatch Nights''

for, once you get off the beach, 

you can still strut your stuff, somehow... hmm?

Mercifully, that one lasted 

for but a blink of an eye. 

(We won't be celebrating its b-day!)

We'd rather be watching toons, actually...

Rest In Peace, Baywatch! 

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A.N.N. Again: Aqua Miscellaneous - In The News

Sea Lion Attacks Octopus: An Epic Battle


In the Spencer Gulf, in South Australia, an unexpected predator preys upon an often thought to be more fearsome denizen of the deep - a lesson to us all that nothing is ever as it appears to be, under the sea or back on the surface...

Keep that in mind as you watch on next, as a boxer trains on the shore...


Most Obedient Dog on Earth


And, especially, as a bitch flaunts her assets by the sea as well...!


Style File: Kim Kardashian


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Aqua Force - part 7

All characters used here are, for the most part, TM and copyrighted to DC Comics Inc.




The saga is nearing its epic climax - every saga needs its resolution! Or a sense of resolution... The image that best exemplifies what I had and still have -obviously- in mind for the climax to the Aqua Force saga is this...

And, quite frankly, I am tempted to not say any more here! *LOL*
Aren't comic-books (aka sequential art) a visual medium... hmm? One where an image (Image...?) speaks volumes and is almost literally worth a thousand words... hmm?!?









All right then - here's this much: the final showdown would center on the thematic of "two brothers must always fight for Atlantis" - AQUAMAN would be present but fighting another adversary (none of the usual suspects - no - one of my own, tailor-made for this moment...!) while the two brothers would have to be his sons: the other-dimensional Arthur and the northern-exposed Koryak! Corona would intervene on her son's behalf - so would Naiad and the other elementals. Mera would have the Lady of the Lake by her side (sort of a female version of Arthur & Merlin, merged together) along with what is left of the Force and, surprisingly, Thanatos! He was Arthur's step-dad after all - wasn't he? No reunion atmosphere for that unholy union though; Mera loathes Thanatos - THANK GOD. (She's not a necrophilitic queen, no - your drowned loved ones lost at sea are safe with my favorites here! And so are mine.)
Atlan would choose then which grandson he prefers... Indigo (aka Deep Blue) which nephew she prefers... And Rodunn, which "little master" he prefers?
You get the picture... ;)
AQUAMAN though would have the fight of his life with the murderer of several members of his team - and no, it ain't Quisp (Qwsp?)...!!!
Piranha Man is not, ah, available for comment either...!
As Stan Lee -this time- would say... "nuff said"!

Time to take a bow, dream aqua cast of characters ~ please!


Tuatara, Mera, Aquaman, Tsunami, Lagoon Boy (!) and Dolphin are but a few of the many characters that I wanted to depict here as the legends of the sea that they could have always been, since day one (within the confines of the sequential art medium, granted - there are no Cousteaus and no Venuses of Botticelli here!) - a Chanson de Roland for the comic-book aficionados... a Lusiadas for the super-hero genre! The Odyssey, The Iliad, The Argonauts... ALL rolled into ONE!

Ahh... If only I could've worked into this ABSOLUTELY ALL OF THE MARINE CHARACTERS THAT I HAVE AFFECTIONATED THROUGHOUT THE YEARS... *lol* But THAT would've been excessive I suppose...! Popeye can always crossover with Gilligan somewhere else, on the internet seas... Sinbad will probably meet up with Odysseus there too... (Hey, if Samson met Hercules and Machiste, surely the former is possible too - in the seas of time!)

No Seaguy needs apply though - sorry, Grant Morrison! ;)
We've had our curtain call ~ roll the credits now! ;) 
 It's a wrap!

If you expected a major announcement regarding 

this project FINALLY getting out to sea...

well... sorry, mate - no inauguration for you!

And in closing: 

I might just as well make up my very own 

Aquatic Legion Supreme 

with these guys instead:

They`re all in the public domain now - aren`t they?

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aqua aficionadas: mucho better than a pet in the penthouse or a playmate for playtime...!!!

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An Aqua Patch is a better patch than most patches made readily available out there too...! USCGC White Sage, Bristol, RI Patch

AquaFicionados would instantly recognize that!

Meanwhile, Aquaficionadas just wanna have funnnnn...!