Lobstergirl - Return of the Aqua Aficionado...!

 

Rosemarie Ferranti was a waitress at The Lobster Box, the most popular City Island, New York restaurant. She’s now suing the restaurant because she says she was sexually harassed at work.

With a nickname such as lobstergirl - what did she expect?

Lanni Liapis is the manager at the lobster box. Ferranti says in her lawsuit that while she was working, Liapis grabbed his penis and said “Come over here, I want you to turn my shrimp into a lobster.”

Liapis is clearly a little man. Not a true seaman - not an aquaman!

She also claims that Liapis asked that she and another woman have sex and let him join in. Apparently Ferranti wasn’t interested, but the other woman was, and according to the lawsuit, grabbed the man’s crotch and asked if she could have some fun with him.

That other woman wasn't a true seawoman either. Nor an islander -not from Lesbos anyhow, she wasn't- nor was she an aquawoman, of course...
Meaning a mermaid - duh.

Ferranti also says that the manager told her “All women belong on their knees.” And when she reported the incident to the restaurant owner, he told her he wasn’t going to fire the manager and fired her instead. She’s suing for an unspecified amount.

Meanwhile, she found solace and understanding with the lobsters themselves - for she now knows that the patrons and, especially, the management of that place are the ones who deserve to be boiled alive until they turn red.

Not the poor innocent lobsters.

She would have never gotten harassed in such a crude manner by a lobster, that is for sure. As surely as there aren't any lesbian lobsters swimming in the coastal sea neither!
But that is another story...