Injustice!

... no, not the one in which Aquaman 

sort of collaborates with a despotic Superman 

on the super-verge of being super-antichrist-like... 

And not just "a beauty queen" here, in truth 

-and certainly not a bubble-headed blonde bimbo either- 

as this chick is a SWIMSUIT PAGEANT WINNER... 

That's right, AQUA ANNA ~ 

the moment you've been waiting for is here: 

Miss Swimsuit UK needs rescuing! 

I'm sure you will want to be her... 

ah... she-knight in shining armour? 

She came to symbolize white privilege in such a short time? 

There were no such problems when the Miss was a brunette... 

See... Finally, some common 

waterlogged ground, for us both! 

A veritable common cause...!!! 

*lol* 

The I in S.I is for Influencer

 How about that for an AQUAFICIONADA... Aqua Anna! 

No ~ not you! 

Her: Mariduena! 

Natalie Mariduena aka Natalie Noel - that is! 

And in true luminouseer fashion here, I predict... 

that within a pandemic year's time she will be bringing it 

to Sports Illustrated's mecca for the Aquaficionada 

also known as their Swimsuit Issue! 

(Yeah, well, now in the social media era 

it is simply "S.I. Swimsuit" EH?) 

Yeah - this DD kid along with Mariduena 

are rrreally stealing our thunder here - 

LL and Aquatika! 

Unless it is the other way around - 

with our substance and buoyancy (poise!) 

overmatching their fluffiness and influencing? 

No? Oh, okay ~ I tried! 

But that's another story - not the story here: 

For what better way could there be 

to celebrate INTERNATIONAL 

WOMEN'S DAY 

than by celebrating the womanly body 

in total and complete positivity! 

INDEED!

But it needs to be underlined: 

Mariduena is not the first to push this 

BODY POSITIVITY agenda ~ 

and she won't be the last! 

*LOL*