FWG - not SJW

Gals are gushing over Aquamomoa (more than they ever did over Battafflack or SuperCavill, that is for sure! Heterosexual gals, that is...) and geeks are going gaga over Mera (nice) and Atlanna too (nicer) as that film that is fast approaching 1 billion dollars at the box-office... Naysayers and haters all around the globe are confounded and CRUSHED. (Yay!)  Everyone agrees (everyone with a brain, that is) - AQUAMAN is the single GREATEST super hero movie EVER to grace any screen anywhere! (Aren't you happy for our childhood hero, Luminous Luciano!) Me? I am keeping my eyes peeled for every little sighting of that Fiji Water Girl chick - that's what I am doing! #FWG... baby!!!

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Canadian model at the GGA: Kelleth Cuthbert 

a.k.a. "Fiji Water Girl" 

is under contract with Wilhelmina International 

in Los Angeles. She is also married - to a man. 

Not an AQUAMAN - but he does it for her! 

Probably the single most tragic aspect of it all, here! 

For only a woman really understands another woman...

(such is my stance and deepest conviction, you know it!) 

But that's for another time... here... have some AQUAMAN: 

Mysteriously enough, though... 

ATLANNA'S THEME 

(Queen Atlanna's Suite - pardon!) 

is missing from there...?!? 

What gives... WaterTower Music?!? 

IT IS ALL ABOUT ATLANNA 

(AND MERA) 

for *many* of us here... y'know!!! 

Let's remedy to that right now: 

For all her magnificence, however - QUEEN ATLANNA 

has the most peculiar tastes: goldfish for breakfast... 

The creepy, ooky Trench for hideout... 

And men - to cavort with offshore...! 

Back to the  FIJI WATER GIRLS  we go then! 

(because, that's right: there are waaay more than just one!) 

That Kelleth Cuthbert cutie still appears to be the most 

Aquaficionada-like of them all... somehow: 

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And others have noticed that, too...

AQUAGIRL 

has been found 

ALREADY! 

There she is - there, there and even there...! 

She's everywhere - the Fiji Water Girl... Aquagirl! 

(She is making a serious case here not only for Meme of the Year 

and Viral Photo of the Decade - but also to stop Mera's 

winning streak here, on aqua musings, for the title of 

Aquaficionada of the Year...!!!) 

But, as always, there are doubters out there... 

What abysmal, unimaginative morons there are, out there...! 

Just like the dumb-a$$es you exposed on your last time here, 

Luminous Luciano...! 

(For once, we are in agreement - see?) 

(Let's not make it a habit - like Aquaman said!) 

*FWG* outshone everybody on that red carpet! 

From drop-dead gorgeous aquamarine eyeshade above 

to drop-dead gorgeous beautiful butch in a suit, below... 

On to the brightest and the best: redheaded queen 

(and once your top choice to play Mera - admit it!) 

Julianne Moore - to the reigning queen of time travel 

(alas, it is neither Sara nor Ava... sigh!) 

Caitriona Balfe of Outlander fame... 

all the way down to Cuoco! 

Really not that hard to upstage the dumb blonde 

originally from Nebraska, relocated to Pasadena 

and all washed up now that the Big Bang implodes...! 

''FWG'' is inspiring COPYCATS too: 

You better tell them at DC to hurry up, though, Luminous Luciano: 

if they truly want her to compete with Amber and Aquamomoa 

for most impassioned acting ever seen on a blockbuster film - 

the competition already has its sights set on her, also...

(Those bloody Marvel Zombies - grrrrr!) 

*FWG* AQUAGIRL 

IS A SUPERSTAR! 

... BUT SHE REALLY SHOULD HAVE TOLD US ALL 

ABOUT THIS NOW: 

I MEAN... 

 WOW! 

Fine reading material, that water bottle label - very revealing! 

Even more interesting: the reading materials that 

the FWG appears to affectionate a lot, too - 

surely she reads it just for the articles, also...

right, Luminous Luciano? 

We only wish that our lovely Fiji Water Girl/Aquagirl here 

would be the one on the left, on this pic, below, 

sealing the deal with a real blonde, for a change: 

.A.A.

xxx

Aqua Products - and 275th post!

Let's admit, folks... aqua-folksies... sea monkeys and other creatures of the deep and/or wild, wild web: there are infinite numbers of products that we could deem to be ''aqua-themed'' out there. There are scores of them! Everything and anything has been sold using this wondrous thematic; and why not? The sea and all of its splendors -as well as terrors- have always exerted such fascination... Many are the mercantile mer-minds that have dreamed up some ingenious ways to tap into that vast potential! Mere suggestion is all that is required after all! The allure of the adventure on the high seas, the mysteries of the depths - anything! And here are, once again, but a few samplings of that ''tapping''... (No, Amanda Tapping - not you!)

Thirsty? Are ya? Well, if you wound up here, on the blog called ''AQUA MUSINGS'' - one can assume that you may be a little, trifle bit parched indeed... no? Well here are some thirst-quenchers that have made their mark doing just that - for the *serious drinker* that is!

Of course they don't! 

They don't change easy where everybody knows your name!

And this is brewed in BOSTON!

BURN!

Even good ol' Captain Nemo got into the game...

Okay, to be fair, gingers do not guzzle down strictly beer -

right, Mera?

... but they would rather do so! 

Now for all of those who have always thought that 

RYAN GOSLING should be AQUAMAN...

sink a few of those:

We add the following just to show the sharp contrasts:

batty & quacks only inspire... 

uninspiring drinks, in comparison!

MORE AQUA PRODUCTS OF NOTE 

(that can go with the beer...)

Reading material...?

The appropriate apparel -

forgive the bad taste in accessorizing displayed there!

Still... #Aquaficionada material here!

And the most appropriate means of transportation in all the land...

or sea, rather... THE TALKO -

a yacht that does its own talking!

If you're on a bit of a budget - 

the HYDROPOOL HOT TUB is the thing for you!

And this might come in handy, too...

But we would be remiss if we didn't go back to that 

Caribbean Delicacy (DC - in reverse!) 

charmingly called... CRABBIES! 

Granted it is so christened because it is named after its founder, 

John Crabbie...

Crabbies promotional art by Matthew The Horse - 

is that Aquaman he drew there? The colors match! 

And he comes flanked by a Mera, too!

One wonders if the estate AND the current Pokémon craze BOTH 

have ever heard of these CRABBIES...

Shelley looks like she owes more to Mera than Mary herself...!

And all this begs the question, of course... 

No, not ''why crabbies?'' 

(that is answered on the hyperlink above - 

just click on the angry crabby!)

It truly begs the question...

who is more like Queen Mera of the Seven Seas here?!?

In this day and age of all-girl Ghostbusters crews...

Forget Julianne Moore! 

Go home, Jessica Chastain! 

And never mind any of the fake Tinseltown redheads...

It's between these three now! 

And I vote for the one holding the beer...!

*Aggggghhhh!* 

doubt... creeping... in!

(That's a DC too, y'know!)

(Just not owned by Warner Brothers!)

Let's call the whole thing off then...

Amber Heard it is... you win, DC!

Let us close this beer fest, at last, with this: 

may the crabbies never get you; and

may the crabbies not be confused with the crappies too!

Lest some aqua karma like this happens to you now...

Here's an ''aqua product'' you DON'T want to invest in... ladies!

Especially if you truly are... those that got away!

 [http://bbc.in/1Vnn5HJ]