Gals are gushing over Aquamomoa (more than they ever did over Battafflack or SuperCavill, that is for sure! Heterosexual gals, that is...) and geeks are going gaga over Mera (nice) and Atlanna too (nicer) as that film that is fast approaching 1 billion dollars at the box-office... Naysayers and haters all around the globe are confounded and CRUSHED. (Yay!) Everyone agrees (everyone with a brain, that is) - AQUAMAN is the single GREATEST super hero movie EVER to grace any screen anywhere! (Aren't you happy for our childhood hero, Luminous Luciano!) Me? I am keeping my eyes peeled for every little sighting of that Fiji Water Girl chick - that's what I am doing! #FWG... baby!!!
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Canadian model at the GGA: Kelleth Cuthbert
a.k.a. "Fiji Water Girl"
is under contract with Wilhelmina International
in Los Angeles. She is also married - to a man.
Not an AQUAMAN - but he does it for her!
Probably the single most tragic aspect of it all, here!
For only a woman really understands another woman...
(such is my stance and deepest conviction, you know it!)
But that's for another time... here... have some AQUAMAN:
Mysteriously enough, though...
ATLANNA'S THEME
(Queen Atlanna's Suite - pardon!)
is missing from there...?!?
What gives... WaterTower Music?!?
IT IS ALL ABOUT ATLANNA
(AND MERA)
for *many* of us here... y'know!!!
Let's remedy to that right now:
For all her magnificence, however - QUEEN ATLANNA
has the most peculiar tastes: goldfish for breakfast...
The creepy, ooky Trench for hideout...
And men - to cavort with offshore...!
Back to the FIJI WATER GIRLS we go then!
(because, that's right: there are waaay more than just one!)
That Kelleth Cuthbert cutie still appears to be the most
Aquaficionada-like of them all... somehow:
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And others have noticed that, too...
AQUAGIRL
has been found
ALREADY!
There she is - there, there and even there...!
She's everywhere - the Fiji Water Girl... Aquagirl!
(She is making a serious case here not only for Meme of the Year
and Viral Photo of the Decade - but also to stop Mera's
winning streak here, on aqua musings, for the title of
Aquaficionada of the Year...!!!)
But, as always, there are doubters out there...
What abysmal, unimaginative morons there are, out there...!
Just like the dumb-a$$es you exposed on your last time here,
Luminous Luciano...!
(For once, we are in agreement - see?)
(Let's not make it a habit - like Aquaman said!)
*FWG* outshone everybody on that red carpet!
From drop-dead gorgeous aquamarine eyeshade above
to drop-dead gorgeous beautiful butch in a suit, below...
On to the brightest and the best: redheaded queen
(and once your top choice to play Mera - admit it!)
Julianne Moore - to the reigning queen of time travel
(alas, it is neither Sara nor Ava... sigh!)
Caitriona Balfe of Outlander fame...
all the way down to Cuoco!
Really not that hard to upstage the dumb blonde
originally from Nebraska, relocated to Pasadena
and all washed up now that the Big Bang implodes...!
''FWG'' is inspiring COPYCATS too:
You better tell them at DC to hurry up, though, Luminous Luciano:
if they truly want her to compete with Amber and Aquamomoa
for most impassioned acting ever seen on a blockbuster film -
the competition already has its sights set on her, also...
(Those bloody Marvel Zombies - grrrrr!)
*FWG* AQUAGIRL
IS A SUPERSTAR!
... BUT SHE REALLY SHOULD HAVE TOLD US ALL
ABOUT THIS NOW:
I MEAN...
WOW!
Fine reading material, that water bottle label - very revealing!
Even more interesting: the reading materials that
the FWG appears to affectionate a lot, too -
surely she reads it just for the articles, also...
right, Luminous Luciano?
We only wish that our lovely Fiji Water Girl/Aquagirl here
would be the one on the left, on this pic, below,
sealing the deal with a real blonde, for a change:
Gory ol' broad Jessica Chobot (Showboat?) -one of your all-time favorites, eh, AA- was kind enough to report on this: scuba-diving in your favorite lake... (Bonus: a back-up plan/substitution in frozen Minnesota!) Enjoy...
Oops - my bad: video went AWOL -never trust FB; NEVER- and I couldn't find it again; not right away anyway! (Found the interesting -if odd- pairing of AQUAMAN & ROBIN though; check it out, on the screen above!) Let's give it another shot though:
Yeah - she is, unquestionably, your kind of lady... A.A.!
ANYWAY... let's MOVE ON...!
All the usual costume suggestions for the eerie, ooky season follow now - all in the theme of AQUA...
Deadly Legionnaires' Disease Outbreaks Persist in the U.S. AWE working to provide #water managers info and resources to combat this threat. @circleofbluehttps://t.co/QombLiMlQ5
~My Mer-name is Glaucus Bioluminescence. Wow ~ even the Mer~folk agree that I am luminous! ~They identify me with a minor sea~deity though: Glaukos has nothing to do with glaucoma, at least ~~~ (thank God! The REAL GOD!) ~~~~ Oh... no; Glaukos gave its color to glaucoma... :( ~~ well, says they! ~~~~~~~~ Aegir, Poseidon, Triton and scores of others are more powerful than him, anyway... so there! Everything will be fine! The Aquaficionadas are on my side! :) ~ Take The Merfolk Name Generator Test anyway! ~ Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator.
... An LP Anthem to the end of a childhood dream...? By LP...
... and assorted aquatic tunes for your listening pleasure... (l.p.)...!
But now, for your reading pleasure... ISSUU - brought to you by... an Aquaficionada!
Look, below, on this luminous aqua-map: PROOF that the Earth is indeed 70% SEA WATER! Weep, batty ones! ;)
