AQUA ANA STRIKES AGAIN!!!
You really thought you'd gotten rid of me, eh...
Luminous Luciano?
HA!
It is SUMMER ~ AQUA TIME
once again and AT LONG LAST!
And here I am again ~
BACK... AND BETTER THAN EVER!
*Aqua Ana* of A.N.N. News!
Not merely an aqua hack
like the DC CCO...
Or that Snyder dude...
reputedly is, anyway?
(Okay, I'll lay off the man -
his daughter died while he was
putting up to film your hero,
AQUAMAN, along with
the rest of the Justice League
for the first time on the *big screen*
- and then the savage critics tore into him
mercilessly! SO CRUEL...
Such vandals - such savages!
As cruel as the sea itself!)
Yes ~ I'll lay off him ~
but I won't lay off you!
Oh noooooo, I won't!
You dare complain (DC!)
of what I do when I take over
your aqua musings here...?
And then you team up with
that Ty guy - to produce
Blogger fluff!
Why, you little guppy...!
Even here, on thy precious musings,
you've done little in the past few months
- heck, years!
You've let down the Aquaficionadas
~certainly including those aquaficionados
down under too... lolololololol~
you've let down your precious
"aqua family"
~ and you've let me down too!!!
AND THAT... is a definite no-no!
October - you posted something about
the past year's hurricanes...
and Shark Week?
IN OCTOBER?
You know they called Rob Lowe
(by association - or deflection,
off the Discovery Channel...
another DC! Right?)
the ''KING OF SUMMER''...
#kingofsummer
Newsflash:
SUMMER isn't in OCTOBER!
You... dreamer!
And then there was this Frenchman
(and you hate the French - don't you?)
who was hailed
ROI DES OCÉANS
-KING OF THE OCEANS-
just now, having established a new
world record for sailing
around the globe
in record time indeed...
noooooooooo - not Brice!
*LUI* LÀ:
Un VRAI blondinet, lui ~ au moins!!!
Still nowhere near what a woman can do:
Meet Stefanie Voigt - aquawoman
(not merely an "aquaficionada"
as you define them, Luciano...!)
courtesy of aquamotion.tv
And what can I say about this
REAL-LIFE HERO:
Add to that
THE SHAPE OF WATER
beating to the punch
your childhood hero
to his Big Screen Premiere
- which is probably in reshoots
~again~ right now?
It actually joins a long list
of films that have beaten your aqua hero
to the cinema over time:
Thomas Jane in that oddity/
smart shark atrocity co-starring
the only potential Mera
that wouldn't lock lips with him
- the very lesbian Saffron!
POPEYE, JAWS, THE ABYSS ALIENS,
the aforementioned *killer mermaid*
~ Jason Statham's new GF; THE MEG
~ heck, even Spongebob Squarepants
THE MOVIE was there first -
years ago already!!!
You had to be spiteful
and expose the Spongebob gang
as avatars of the
SEVEN DEADLY SINS
as a finale for 2017...!
HA!
Just annoying you with THE OTHER French Sailor Man
--- and there are plenty more OTHERS...
like Aquaman & The Others, perhaps... hmm?
How low could you go
LUCIANO?
BUT I AM HERE NOW ~
HERE TO STAY
AND RIGHT THIS SHIP!
Too bad I couldn't save that so-called shrine
from sinking all the way down to the bottom
of the blogosphere... eh?
Well ~ you cannot save them all - right?
It has resurfaced in the savage seas
of social media, anyways...
And speaking of which...
Let's close with that:
Finally, in other sad news
of another order...
*the* website/blog for all things
aqua - strictly aquaman, mind you-
the one that started it all for many,
somehow - the so-called
''aquaman shrine''
has closed its virtual doors.
Aye, it was among the many casualties
of this wretched year of 2017...
It is up for sale on pheenix.com auctions,
ironically enough...
(I know your best pal, Ty is it,
would find it so ironic that it is *pheenix* -
but this is as it should be:
''where websites die, get auctioned
and are therefore reborn to live again -
hence the name...!''
It should be their slogan;
a tad too long, I know...
And the shrine has, in fact, simply moved on
where the interaction is greater,
easier... more fluid, surely:
on TWITTER!!!)
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Nothing is forever... alas.
Memento Mori.
~ as *you* would say... my dear ol' Aqua Knight!!!
⇀😈😁😁😁😁😁丂丢
Labels: ANN not BNN, Aquaficionada, Aquaman, gif, mermaid, Shark Week
posted by Aqua Anna @ 5/28/2018
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