Atlantida!

 The very best documentary ever made 

about 

ATLANTIS ~ 

it had to be Portuguese! 

As seen on the HISTÔRIA channel 

in Portugal - and in several languages 

(with sub-titles, sure; but all in 

luminous Portuguese!) 

#LearnPortuguêsYouPlebeian!!! 

AND ENJOY! 

I know you will, Aqua Anna Akwatika!!! 

AND FOR SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY 

~ FAR MORE... SERIOUS, AYE ~ 

(SERIOUS IN THE SENSE OF 

*DRAMA THAT IS UNFOLDING AS WE BLOG* 

WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT) 

SEASPIRACY 

on Netflix right now 

I do believe 

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Hmm... this debunking alleged Marine biologist 

must have been paid off by the Fishing Industry! 

AND, ironically enough, she could pass for a doppelganger 

or a clone or a lookalike of AQUAWOMAN... 

or even YOU, Aqua Anna Akwatika!!! 

Isn't that funny now, EH 

*You Are Exposed!*

In other news, of course, 2021 is a huge anniversary year 

for AQUAMAN ~ as previously mentioned... 

And it is extremely odd that, as his next movie is set 

to begin shooting very, very soon 

(James Wan and the whole gang are back 

~ minus, perhaps, Nicole Atlanna Kidman ~  

and the first film having made over a 

BILLION BUCKS and all...) 

the title character and king of the 7 seas 

is found... without an ongoing series. 

IF THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, DC... 

the 80th plans you have got (...) 

will be found here, only as an addendum 

to the post about SEASPIRACY 

and the real, historical Atlantis ~ 

as you appear to have your very own 

aqua-conspiracy or aqua-plot 

against your very own character there...!!! 

... so sad. 

World Water Day - LGBTQH2O

Aqua Anna here... essentially here to tell you that if you truly want to commemorate 

such a thing as ''World Water Day'' 

you might as well do it like that: 

but that is not an option, for some. 

If that's the case - read on! 

Reminder that our next Blue Drinks will be on Tuesday February 12! RSVP to our eventbrite below https://t.co/gMfojYzOL9

— Blue Drinks Ottawa (@BlueDrinksOtt) February 4, 2019

They may have got the excuse of being Canadian and all 

but these idiots up north make absolutely no sense at all 

by inviting (fellow Canadian) Ryan Reynolds to this thing 

- and daring to mention, in the same wake, 

#WorldWaterDay2019

As we all know 

- especially you, Luciano - 

World Water Day was still a month away 

- and, now, it is finally here; 

but look at what they've done with it... eh 

...that is the noble intention - but is it followed up on? 

...now this particular image seems to send the wrong message: 

like we are losing it all, wasting it - 

just like it happens when we leave the faucet on 

in our kitchens, bathrooms, whatever...! 

Way to go instilling in peeps the notion 

of not wasting water...!!! 

Must have been a guy who designed this... 

... a bit more restraint here - and logic, too - with Maven Logix; 

the last drop imagery is ominous, indeed. 

Can it be enough to give the idiots a sense of the true 

gravity of the matter here...? 

We can only hope so. 

... now the Muslim take on World Water Day. 

That third one takes the cake: wow. 

Way to go preparing for the Aquapocalypse there; 

isn't that what you coined it, Luminous Luciano? 

It will not be just for the infidels, apparently... 

... now, Aqua Anna couldn't agree more with that one! 

But just look at the womanly representative chosen for this: 

sure, she's an Aquaficionada too, but... 

She's a sister - no doubt about that... 

But she's more of a Third World dynamic - not an everyday topic... 

Not the kind of vision when you think of all the excesses; 

all the pollution - which comes from everywhere but 

Third World countries... She's not ''it'' - 

and she's not wet either. 

Definitely not the kind that would make me... 

Instead of making the ''water problem'' closer to home 

this sort of thing makes it further away, 

in the average North American dud's eyes... 

And that is counter-productive. 

(Agree or disagree, Luminous Luciano?)  

All this is quite enough to infuriate 

the most passionate of H2O purists - for sure. 

But how about this now, also: 

Watch as the filmmakers of Aquaman discuss bringing some of the most absurd elements of Atlantis into the sci-fi film: pic.twitter.com/Gz0KPzszgf

— IGN (@IGN) March 13, 2019

Isn't the English language just a tad bit 
more refined than this? 
Isn't it capable of finding and substituting 
a better word there in place of  ''absurd''...? 
Why is it not absurd, then, all the 
sorcerous shenanigans of Potter land dwellers? 
Why wasn't it used to describe the 
improbable denizens and protagonists 
of such films as Neverending Story... 
Labyrinth... Dark Crystal... hell, 
Star Wars, Star Trek and all the rest!? 
Why is it specifically ''absurd'' here - 
with a fantasy featuring sea creatures 
and the wondrous realm that exists 
down below, in our oceans...? 
ABSURD... ATLANTIS? 
I think not! 
ENCHANTING 
and a true MARVEL... yes! 
(lecturing Marvel here on what a genuine 
true blue MARVEL in all caps 
is supposed to be...!) 

Thought you'd find this aquamusing: 

Brie Larson's Captain Marvel has not only 

subjugated and humiliated herself 

serving pop corn and drinks to moviegoers in Jersey 

in total and complete servitude 

(proving herself to be less than a captain and more 

of a maid or a Ms, Marvel again...!) 

now she wants to go on a DC - 

a Disney Cruise, that is...!!! 

They ALL want to be... Aquaman and Mera! 

Do Feige Fags have no shame...??? 
No need to answer that!!! 

That little girl named Brie - still wet behind the ears, not between the legs; 

if it is between the legs, it isn't anything other than pee -  

she just dies of envy wishing she could be as majestic as 

this Sea Queen here - magnificently rendered into 

statuesque statuette form 

by one Joelle Jones 

(not one of J'onn J'onnzz' personas - no.) 

Mera does have a lot of... Medusa in her here - though! 

  But enough about all this! 

AQUA ANNA has a craving now - 

the thirst, shall we say... 

AND HERE IS JUST WHAT 

CAN SATISFY IT: 

INDEED... if all you aim for is to forget 

about the sad state the planet is in - 

forget and relax, in the comfort of your own home, 

in the safety and solace of her arms... 

and legs... then YES - INDEED: 

there is no better way to commemorate 

World Water Day - than by being WET! 

Aqua Arn

How aquamusing is this now - huh? All these years I have been clamoring high and low, that Aquaman and the Nature Boy, Ric Flair, have a hell of a lot in common - when everybody else was going for the obvious Aquaman-Luke Skywalker similarities, for example...

But who has been standing by Flair's side aaaall of these years, 

ever-so faithfully (hell, much more so than his women!) HUH? 

That's right - the guy on the left, on Ric's right:

Well, okay, they switched sides on that last shot 

-the one with the near swastika logo - yikes!-

(makes one think of the old nazis in Antarctica 

storyline, in Aquaman tales...!

The ''Helga'' there has the same Flair hair, too!

That's another story...)

but you get the idea!

So, all of you non-wrestling fans out there...

WHO IS THAT GUY, BY THE NATURE BOY'S SIDE?

Huh?

It's Arn Anderson - that's who!

And wouldn't you know, now, that 

another Arn Andersson

(this one has two ''s''es, yes!)

renowned in his own field,

has composed

the utmost perfection 

as far as an 

ATLANTIS ANTHEM 

could go!

Go straight to track 36 

at the 01:47:34 mark 

for Arn Andersson`s Atlantis

- and you will be astounded!

On top of that, the WHISPERS at 01:31:58
evoke so much a certain queen of the sea - Mera!

Sempre Por O Melhor

- nos meus blogs como em todo lugar!

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Orin Would Like It In Ural, Surely... And Other FB Funnies

Heck, look at that: *I* would love it there, too! With the glowing rocks, incandescent dykes and overall coziness of it all, this is like... the ultimate luminous cave here!!!

Catalyzing Change

Subscribe · June 7 

Orda cave (Orda village, Ural, Russia) is the world’s longest known underwater ‘crystal’ cave.

Info: http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/170555/20110628/orda-cave-orda-cave-russia-orda-cave-awareness-project-orda-cave-pictures-ural-region-ural-mountains.htm

 — withКостадинка Kostadinka Пешевска Peshevska.

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Next up, let's stop by the BAHAMAS - where Sharkey can stop, relax, feel right t home as he chomps away at something - whatever thing he caught, there, in his massive jaws... (cue in the classic theme music...)

Epic Diving

Like This Page · July 5 

Celebrating one year since the government of the Bahamas announced that all commercial shark fishing in the approximately 630,000 square kilometers (243,244 square miles) of the country’s waters is now prohibited.

This Shark Sanctuary permanently protects more than 40 shark species in Bahamian waters.

Thanks again to all those involved in this legislation!


Let's wrap this up with THE DIVE OF THE CENTURY... DIVE... CENTURY... D.C. - once again!  There really are DCs everywhere one dares to even look; much less contemplate... But that's another story.

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