LP...?

 

That's not "Aqua Anna" 

~ nor is it my wife ~ 

and that is not me either 

(nor is it AQUAMAN!) 

(Or any other sea guy!) 

NOBODY feels like going on a vacation 

in a Home By The Sea - anyway... 

#NationalBeachDay

Hey, Aquaficionadas and Aquaficionados 

WORLDWIDE --- 

today, in the USofA anyway, it is 

NATIONAL BEACH DAY! 

YAY!!! 

Celebrate already - 

and, yeah, that means you too 

Aqua LesbiAnna! 

(And I did say BEACH, Aqua Anna; 

not bitch - BEACH! °

Don't you start something now...!!!)

A Day unlike any other (?) 

coming a little late in the summer, maybe, 

but hey - better late than never, EH? 

A Day on which we can 

renew our resolve to champion 

the cause of the seas, 

of our environment's wealth - 

on our beaches - doing nothing much! 

AGREED? 

Now, the rest of you water-logged fowls... 

LOOK HERE: 

what they had to write, post and say 

about the joyous day, on social media... 

How are you celebrating #NationalBeachDay 🏖

Go to https://t.co/MilHJ0eqWA for all of our #deals for your #vacation or #beachday 😎 #beach #summer #salty #saltlife #ocean #fishing #ThursdayThought

RT, LIKE & TAG for a chance to win some #swag or a #couponcode 💰 pic.twitter.com/I9YCvlV2BN

— Salt Life (@RealSaltLife) August 30, 2018

Walk along the shores of these gorgeous beaches. #NationalBeachDay https://t.co/FEhonKPXvN

— Smithsonian Magazine (@SmithsonianMag) August 30, 2018

(but how about some official confirmation on what day it is - hmm?)

It's National Beach Day!#NationalBeachDay #BeachDay pic.twitter.com/THCRVb1X3s

— HeyWhatDay (@HeyWhatDay) August 30, 2018

First, an aquaficionado...

Happy #NationalBeachDay! (Pictured: Shane Jones as Shreddy Krueger) pic.twitter.com/SAdelgOHhe

— Shudder (@shudder) August 30, 2018

and now, several aquaficionadas...!

#NationalBeachDay Fun Fact: 8/18/1971 - First Lady Pat Nixon confirmed President Nixon owned a surf board. It was a gift from their daughters and although he hadn't tried it out, she hoped to give surfing a go herself. Thus making her possibly the coolest First Lady ever. pic.twitter.com/2CarJTvwPg

— RichardNixonLibrary (@NixonLibrary) August 30, 2018

we know you want it, Aqua Anna...!!!

Life is short..Be happy..Enjoy!#NationalBeachDay 😎☀️👙 pic.twitter.com/ETsSlpPP63

— HighHeelsDes 👠 (@HighheelsDes) August 30, 2018

Happy Thursday Friends ☀️

Welcome to a new day!
With a smile on your face,
love in your heart ❤️
and good thoughts in ur mind.
Always with a belief that your
day will turn out to be a great 1!#ThursdayThoughts 😎🏝#ThursdayMotivation ☕️😃#NationalBeachDay 🌊☀️👙 pic.twitter.com/2cEo8OJekK

— HighHeelsDes 👠 (@HighheelsDes) August 30, 2018

It’s #NationalBeachDay a day fit for a mermaid 🧜‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/SdUAAw81ii

— Redhead🧜‍♀️Mermaid (@MischievousLiz) August 30, 2018

''Redhead Mermaid'' --- your kind of gal, Aqua Anna! 

 Too bad she's such a dork for... Deadpool! 

Blah!

She can never match my 
Raina The Regal Mermaid!

... not to be confused with 

but anyway... 

more aquaficionados?

Happy #NationalBeachDay 🐾 pic.twitter.com/X2ZWM4w9lg

— Ranger (@RangerNTime) August 30, 2018

Happy #NationalBeachDay! #SpiritHalloween #skeletons pic.twitter.com/PqqNwScmMS

— Spirit Halloween (@SpiritHalloween) August 30, 2018

Summer may be almost over, but that doesn't mean you can't get ready for the beach! A good throwback and celebration post for #nationalbeachday! What is something you always take to the beach? https://t.co/Eb71mvEMwE pic.twitter.com/ZAKpVtHKne

— Shameless Maya (@mayasworld) August 30, 2018

... hmm... another one for you, AA: shameless!

Happy #nationalbeachday 🏖 Please remember to always be respect our beaches; they are other creatures homes. #saveouroceans #beach #seaturtle #fscsavesseaturtles #isaveseaturtles #fscdrivered #ucfturtlelab #ucf #chargeon #sunset #ocean #protecttheplanet #beachcleanup #nopolution pic.twitter.com/iNJ0xTpxJr

— FSC Saves Sea Turtles - Florida Safety Council (@FSCSeaTurtles) August 30, 2018

"Oregon beaches aren't really apt for laying out in the sun."

We beg to differ. #NationalBeachDay pic.twitter.com/Iq2Q31ntA4

— OregonCoast Aquarium (@orcoastaquarium) August 30, 2018

Who’s ready for the beach this weekend?! Yep, we put logos on coolers, koozies, beach towels, hats, umbrellas, beach tents...you name it! 🏖🥤☀️#MySmartShirt #WePutLogosOnStuff #ThursdayThoughts #NationalBeachDay #ThursdayMotivation pic.twitter.com/K8qVtMkrd9

— My Smart Shirt (@MySmartShirt) August 30, 2018

yeah - I am that damn good; 

that I am unafraid to share, here, 

competition for my very own 

Luminous Collectibles 

(the tees! duh! though other types will come - soon!)

It's #NationalBeachDay, where do you think is the most beautiful beach in the world? pic.twitter.com/VSjSzScvLR

— FanSided (@FanSided) August 30, 2018

#NationalBeachDay 🌊 Okay twitters, here it goes!
Learn to love yourself, never doubt ur inner strength! Life is meant to be lived to the fullest! Work hard, fuk harder!
I mean enjoy ur afternoon!#ThursdayMotivation #NationalBeachDay #Oceanbabe🐬 pic.twitter.com/8wMjKpEbIi

— 4dpeople💥💪 (@4dpeople3) August 30, 2018

#TheWorldWouldBeBetterIf every day was #nationalbeachday 🏖 #ThursdayThoughts #saltlife #travel #beachday #beachlife #beachbum #BikiniFitness pic.twitter.com/ZHZGMFpgKG

— Traveling Fools 💃🏿🕺✈️🏖 (@travelandfish) August 30, 2018

... but here's another one that's totally your type, 

AQUA ANNA: 

#NationalBeachDay
Wishin' I was
Knee deep in the water somewhere
Got the blue sky, breeze and it don't seem fair
The only worry in the world
Is the tide gonna reach my chair
Never been so happy
Never felt so high
I think I might have found me my own kind of paradise pic.twitter.com/3oySWIaWnT

— Ellie (@hazeleyesgirl2) August 30, 2018

she says that her MIND ''swims at a depth

most would drown in'' - lol 

enjoy the drowning... ann! 

How we imagine #Philinda celebrating #NationalBeachDay! 🏖️#AgentsofSHIELD pic.twitter.com/7VQMBNE86C

— Agents of SHIELD (@AgentsofSHIELD) August 30, 2018

now - howcome AoS got to tweet on this - 

 and not DC's elite Atlanteans?!?

The Sea Queen: Mera sketch by incoming series artist Robson Rocha! #Aquaman pic.twitter.com/4JmOmQs59I

— The Aquaman Shrine (@AquamanShrine) August 29, 2018

well... this has got to count for something: 

they made Mera, 

on top of crowning her Queen of Atlantis 

(officially - at last - duh) 

quite the Luminous Aquaficionada too 

--- at long last!!! 

#It'sAboutTime

Leave it to the Aquaman Shrine, DC and everyone in-between

(but not necessarily in the deep blue sea) 

to totally ignore what August 30th is/was/ever will be

on the INTERNATIONAL WATERS NOW... 

Oceana, however, knows it all too well:

Whale shark researchers utilize specialized computer software, originally designed for star mapping, to identify individual whale sharks from photos of their spot patterns. #InternationalWhaleSharkDay pic.twitter.com/jz7sPVsG3s

— Oceana (@oceana) August 30, 2018

And, once again, whoever it is that runs 

the official Aquaman Twitter page 

has dropped the ball big time: 

sharks are a huge part of Aquaman's, ah, arsenal 

if you will... And for him to completely omit 

anything about an International Day 

in honor of the fiercest denizen of the deep 

is quite the oversight... 

That and all the other days of the same extent 

that are routinely ignored by this 

"aqua staff"...  Deep sixed 

and off to meet Davy Jones' Locker 

is what they deserve! 

But that is another story... 

and to conclude in a, ah, purely wet way here, hey; 

 the way you always want it to be, Aqua Anna - ha!

There’s nothing better than a day at the beach.

Happy #NationalBeachDay 🏖 @RealSaltLife pic.twitter.com/qlozQ3wmlx

— Aнℓσσν🌹 (@AhloovZ) August 30, 2018

Good luck seeing all those tweets now, Aqua Anna! 

 I know - they turn you on... 

Fetch them all - while you can! 

 (Betcha CAN'T!) 

(bwah-ha-ha!)

... say hello back, Aqua Anna! 

Don't be shy! 

... although you know that you haven't got 

a snowball's chance in hell 

with RAINA! 

It's About Time To...

Sim... Vamos com mais trezentos e quatro centos! 

Porque... 

E eu preciso dela JÀ!

Right At Home...

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Not feeling very *aquamusing* at the moment -
but rather introspective, moody, reflective...

What better mood than this
to indulge in some good old Genesis
and their oh-so-aquatic
masterpiece:
Home By The Sea
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